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- People who buy fireworks at close range is the same as a coupe Pimp fire (yet, spoilers, neon lights, small clock on all sides, all).

- People that if his name but cortito ends with "i" wave gabi, mati, dani or Flopi replaced the "i" with a "y", being gaby, maty, dany or Flopy is the same as if put a business, put an apostrophe nonsense (The pizzas Dany's)

- People who pronounce the "y" as "sh" using the same pronunciation in English by John Lennon and son Sean Lennon are the ear completely interchangeable.

- People who wear jeans purchased in supermarkets (those with fewer blues style that Ricky Maravilla) is the same one that sends messages to 2020 for Fort Ricardo Showmatch win the final.

- People referred to his wife as "jermu" or "witch" come through.

- People who smoke "Next" because "is the same but cheaper" applies the same philosophy to buy palette instead of ham and whore in the subway when they ask for coins (some just look for all sides to face of ass to see if someone is on in disgust).

And more to come ...

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home one day.

Arnet girl: Hi, I'm calling to offer a promotion to put internet on this line. Pato

: No thanks, I have two lines in this house, the other already has internet, so walking is not worth putting into this as well. Arnet

gir l: Well, but this promotion is great, enable internet on this line and you have cheaper internet and phone all together, more expensive than you are paying for the other line. Pato

: Yeah great, but the other line is on the second floor of the house, along with computers, internet put down here, drop the other and start pulling cables 20 meters is a little annoying is not it? Arnet

gir l: Well, but this promotion is great. Pato

: Yeah, I said it. I do not think it is interesting che. The only way I would be here internet if you send me a free wi fi router, now called to see what it was and they told me I had to pay, which I'm not interested in making che ... Arnet

girl: Well let me see. (Click Click) Yeah, no problem, we send you the router for free we? Pato

: Let's see, short, did you offer me free local calls, internet wi fi for a mega and send me the free wi fi router? Everything X $ right? Arnet

girl: Yes, this promotion is great. Pato

: Well give forth. Thanks. Arnet

girl: So long, you will enjoy it.

The idea was that within five business days would reach the router in order to install it now and start enjoying the promotion (which was nice).

a few days, I wake up and my grandmother tells me that a package arrived for me and that she had just received. I notice if it was what I had to send indeed was a package of Arnet, but it was an ugly NO wi fi modem. Inflated balls with a neck with mumps Arnet call to tell me what the hell I was sent.

After a few minutes in line with the classic waiting music. Arnet

girl 2: Hello my name is "name of the mine, how I can help? Pato

: Hello how are you going? Look I have a problem, they told me I was going to send a wi fi router and sent me an ordinary modem. There must have been a mistake in shipping. Arnet

girl 2: Okay let me check. (Waiting music for a while) No sir, here as I figure that you should send him a dual modem. Pato

: Come again, I was told that I was going to send a wi fi router, I was sent, what you say above is right? Arnet

girl 2: So I figure here sir. Pato

: I figure you do not really care why, I promised me one thing, they sent me another. Done. That's the problem. Send me what I was told I would be sent, and all good. Arnet

girl 2: I know sir, let me communicate with the department "I have no idea how to solve this." Pato

: Dale.

waiting music again for a few minutes.

Arnet boy: Hello my name is "second asshole of the day" what I can help? Pato

: I still have exactly the same problem for you to tell that I attended earlier. Arnet

boy: What problem? Pato

: I was told I was going to send a wi fi router and sent me a modem comunacho. Arnet

boy: Let me check. (Musiquita again) No, sir, here as I figure that you should send him a dual modem. Pato

: (Having a déjà vu) Let's see, what appears there, or not, I care less about political stability in Korea. All I know is that I was promised a wi fi router and I sent him, okay? Do something about it, give me a response, and if you can not or do not you know, pass me to someone who does. Arnet

boy: Wait for me a little while and I communicate with the department of "clearly I have no idea how to fix this so I sent him the bard to another." Pato

, and tell what the problem is, if I get to repeat once again going to give me a stroke.

And we go back to waiting music that gives you more impotence than steroids.

Arnet girl 3: Hello my name is "another one, yeah, post, another" what I can help? Pato

: I guess you already reported my problem. Arnet

girl 3: What problem? Pato

: I getting screwed? Do I have to repeat it to each serving? I should have sent a wi fi router, I sent a common modem. Arnet

girl 3 : Okay let me check. (Waiting music for a while) No sir, here as I figure that you should send him a dual modem. Pato

: They're all saying the same thing! They make me jump from department to department as a squat and nobody gives an answer about anything! Everybody tells me the same boludez, I DO NOT CARE WHAT IT SAYS THERE IN YOUR little screen, I was promised one thing and I did not get. Arnet

girl 3 : Well but how sure you are promised a wi fi router? Pato

: Of course I'm sure, do you perhaps do not record all conversations? Listen to the last conversation on this line and go! Arnet

girl 3: Sure, but you signed and accepted the receiving modem, that means you agreed with what he received. Pato

: Listen, I got my grandmother, who is part of 98% of Argentina's population that have the slightest fucking idea how to differentiate a common modem router wi fi. How the fuck you expect him to account? If you come to realize I dressed up King Kong and I climbed the tallest building to find a dance rap. Arnet

girl 3: Well if he wants to send the router, but will have to pay the fee. Pato

: I promised free and are free to send me. Arnet

girl 3 : But that can not. Pato

: The ONLY reason I accepted this offer of crap was because the router they gave me free. Are not you going to send me free give me low because this situation is breaking my balls over a bitter neighbor. That always pricked when they fell in their yard, but it's the same shit! As is understood! Arnet

girl 3: You will communicate with the department of casualties.

waiting music again, and at this point I was sure they were trying some kind of behavioral experiment with me, Clockwork Orange style, if you now can hear that little tune again, I feel a terrible anger and begin to expect .

Arnet girl 4: Department of casualties. Pato

Give me low. Ya! Please .. Arnet

girl 4 : Could I ask why? Pato

: Because I offer things that do not comply and then treat me asshole. Arnet

girl 4: How? Pato

: I was discharged the line saying they were going to send a free wi fi router, modem they sent me a common and meaningless, as everyone told me the same thing, it's me who's wrong, it is their pantallita the pulling the post, give me low. Arnet

girl 4 : Well, but look to be paying the first month eh. Pato

: HOW? I throw up anybody, I fuck like asshole, DO I HAVE TO PAY ME? Listen, I am not going to rip shit, I'm not going to pay a shit. Arnet

girl 4: Good but the bill is going to arrive. Pato

: How fucking going to get a bill for something I did not use and sold under false concepts? "I saw old face that does not understand anything? (I heard the voice of old anyway). Arnet

girl 4: If you want then you can make a complaint about the bill, but the bill is going to arrive. I can not do anything, just let you know. Pato

: The great caramel all of you lining, DAME AND LOW, then I will undertake to make a hole bigger than Cicciolina. Arnet

girl 4 : Well please wait. (Little music while I puteaba to all relatives who invented Arnet backing, the son of a bitch who invented the call to cuckolds who made the building where they are now, and the mother who gave birth to all that Conchucos painted) Thanks for waiting. Pato

: I had no choice. Arnet

girl 4: I have just been informed that since you did not connect the modem and was discharged should not pay anything. Pato

: Obviously I'm not hooked, do not send me THINGS PROPERLY. Best time, saving me quite brothel. Still, can not be so damn well try lining people. Arnet

girl 4 : It is made of low-Mr. Pato

: Chau then (and cut).

I thought it was all over. But (yes, the post is long, was not that they liked to read?). A few days later I called Arnet.

Arnet girl 5 : Patrick? Pato

: Yeah. Arnet

girl 5: I'm calling from Arnet. Pato

: Look, I do not know if I'll offer a mp167 and I'll send a walkman, I'll promise a Van Damme and I'll send a Christian Castro, I'll promise a particle accelerator and I'll send hobo with a rope, but I'm not interested. A I'm not going to cheat again, why give? Arnet

girl 5: No, I will call internal audit, we were looking at your situation and listening to conversations, and actually decided to send the free wi fi router, but you're going up to 3 meg connection and give you 10 min per day for long distance calls, in addition to free local calls. All the same price. Pato

: I will not to believe until you actually do not have the router in my hands. Arnet

girl 5: I understand, now ask if you can please confirm my boss who understood and accepted what I said. Pato

: And good .. dale yes.

confirmed with the madman, and I just finished sending the router and doing what I said. But the anger I had to get me playing football, sorry guys, I'm going to get a footing again.

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Sunday was a day of raccoon comic, I hung a toquecín peeeeeero, so just for today, special day, Raccoon comic!

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Today I saw one of the most Vishera and fats in the universe, too uncomfortable to watch. I will explain first the dress.

shirt with a button on, the bottom one, which revealed a huge rosary of wood about 3 or 4 pesos if you shit and more hair on chest Austin Powers, as if he had pulled dove from the bathtub after a shower of Chewbacca. trousers rolled up , noting his loafers without socks. The belt hung two identical cell, in two cases alike. It was already peeling, still covered his third knee with a few hairs on the sides that was long enough, two or three, no more than that. Finishing off the look with yellow teeth as you kept that if you ended up in Oz .

But unfortunately, not limited only to see it and go, nah, I had the misfortune of having my table next to the event yesterday. Did you see those people who can not talk without shouting? This crazy I'm sure it was the sensei of them all. The people round and suddenly he spoke, eardrum pain, the type highlighted some idea. If you just yell, all things considered, maybe it was not unbearable, but had a voice that made the congested Fine Nana singing a song of Miranda while you're trying to sleep next to the speaker is an experience wonderful. And incidentally, speaking in a dialect that neither could understand more closed Corrientes.

Imagine a 14 year old boy's voice changing nasal raised by howler monkeys (howler) singing "O Sole Mio" with the microphone coupling. That was more or less what I had to bank every time that guy was wrong to put a bite in the conversation.

And the pearl at a time when the guy stopped and began to move the Elvis pelvic shouting "UhUhUh" with less grace than a rubble. I do not know why he did it, but I have to say that there was no major surprise as neither side but suddenly with a thunderous lightning had been opened heaven and Aquaman had appeared in skateboard with leather jacket pipe listening to Judas Priest.

Although admittedly, you have to have guts to go against everything we know as "good taste" and unless you care about the future of the music Electrostars. Well, "music."

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Again, comments and other target Mariano, new comic delivery that delights the people. Come and posts written.

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Yes folks, what he craved, the raccoon comic turned from now on, if all goes well, Sunday will be a new chapter. So all the craziness, happiness and other diríjanselas to Mariano that he came back to draw yeah.

Without further ado, here you have it.

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- Man: You know the other time was watching a TV show where they said the Wright brothers when they switched sides constantly debated periodically make thing a bit more balanced debate . We should do that to solve our problems.

- Women : Hmmm do not know, I do not think things can be applied discussions to a relationship. It seems to me that the only thing we do is resentment and perhaps even hurt us.

- Man: Nah, but Think it, we would be forced to see the point of view of others, consider their arguments as if they were our own. I think it would help.

- Women : Maybe, you're right.

- Man: No, I have not.

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Faced : My favorite bands? Hmmm Manic Street Preachers Belinda. Mina

: Those are two of my favorites! Faced

: Oh, and I also like riding a pony dressed as batman.

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: Well, my favorite position is the helicopter inverted on the desert. Mina

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The time it takes two people to go buy a shirt depends on only one factor, sex.

Two men in a house of clothes :

- Man 1: Do you think this?

- Men 2: Give one, Let's take her.

A man and a woman :

- Men: Do you think this?

- Male: Nah, fijate this, you better cut and color goes best with your skin tone.

- Men: Give one, we take that.

Two women :

- Woman 1: Do you think this?

- Woman 2: Nah, I think this one is a better option.

- Women 1: Hmmm do not know, because notice how this is more versatile, you can use almost anything.

Two hours later.

- Woman 1: Well, but then this one has a better fall, the other hangs a lot.

- Woman 2: No but it makes a lot of floats, does not suit me.

- Seller: If you are not going to buy anything go away, we are closing.

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note old at the wheel!

A question just what is the age at which old decide they're going to start the sixth passed balls lining the traffic laws? There is some point where they say good, if you lived up here, and is, I survived, let's see if you can and you also automatically begin to drive worse than a blind trucker Falopa. There must be some gene that triggers the hormone age or upset or a strong blow to the head does not know. But something is behind this attitude of "I suck an egg all over the tree man's sexual life." That

rate each of the cars which have up a ceiling of 30 km / h is not what bothers me. Now that actually go to half that speed and by the middle of the street, yes I get to the balls. "Horn? Not listening, hearing and is not to the good old days Dad. Password "light? Nah, the eye, as my old mule, is not what it was. So until the crazy deigns to bend, has a line of cars behind longer than a trip Buenos Aires - Currents in a semi sitting on the bed next to the bathroom and next to an old man who snores, behind a mine with screaming baby and an old face with the smell, all the sweet music of Arjona. The few that at some point decided to be a little kinder to society and the world and passed to the slow lane, changing lanes and more it seems, always, without telling anyone, total, and are great for walking worrying about whether or not someone is to be set up on one that certainly has reflexes to slow.

With the theme of doubling also have a serious problem. Very few used the wink vecen to bend, then you do not know what kind of movement to expect. And the few times you use it, fold it and put at 2 blocks, or 3 or maybe 6, you never know, it's a lottery, you might even follow an old all day, put a page online betting and start putting twine to see how many blocks pass until doubled. Not worth stealing my idea. Yeah, do not play the fool, I know what you thought, but no, it's worth. If you want to do this you will need to speak with me, I'm the one who has the know-how (what tulle?).

This is a question for someone who has some idea of \u200b\u200bergonomics How annoying is taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan sit on? Is there an age at which it is really so necessary to sit so close to the wheel drive? Because so far all I saw driving go glued to the windshield that a butterfly map. Do you think that sitting closer to the windshield will have better vision? Posta do not understand.

plate as if Congress had, park where they want, taking more time than a slug on crutches on a walk or Itatí Luján or chapel of your choice. Besides, clearly decided never to look back when looking back, lest they hurt their backs.

old is not only those who manage horrible, there are trillions of liners that have less right to have a driving license that an ostrich with myopia not to mention motorcycles. And I will deal with all of them, probably with some patonécdota or something.

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Well, yes, I decided to return, at last I have time to start again to astonish the pelotudeces that I have in mind in this Raccoon drunk. Feel free to putearme heartily for being absent all this time, clearly, will not be accepted without creativity obscenities, that's the only requirement, and creativity post eh, I do not come with bullshit that "son of a container of whores" is nothing new, the guachón was responsible for burning more that phrase one Orthodox priest in Salem to a mine that makes you see a rabbit from a hat. Just so you understand:

puteada NOT valid : Ehhhh ptiu ptiu fucking (spit) it was time to come back fucking ehhhh.

Puteada valid : Elephant Listen phallus with gonorrhea, it was time that you put the batteries.

Now, let's get on with it. I never talked about football in the blog. I say because as you know some of my readers do much, or I know directly and ready, I have less memory than a peanut. Is not something that now appears someone and I say "Nooooo, I remember very well that in June 2008 you threw a goal post on the thigh in Korean football."

And again, now, let's get on with it. Argentina selection clearly demonstrated that we're nowhere near the level they have learned throughout our history. We still kickass players, but we have less equipment to Ethiopia. That much is as usual, we classify because we had more ass than Porcel (In his porceeeeel, when the moon rises, the brave fox appears.) Well, sorry for that bracket, long time no write, I'm half oxidized, but if you come to imagine riding Zorro Porcel, perhaps outlining a tiny smile.

But again, and now, let's get on with it. Lest we watch TV, read no newspapers, no listening to the radio, has no friends or living in a thermos tucked inside a refrigerator in a cave in Afghanistan in a large flask, basically the press conference of our beloved Diego Maradona a Vishera. in case you still do not know what I mean by "Vishera" no better example than to name Maradona. He sat down and said such a thing in a press conference that reverberated worldwide:

Maradona: "I dedicate this victory to all the Argentine people for believing in the selection, my family, Dalma and Gianina. All that I bank with the forgiveness of women that suck and keep sucking that. "

Master! Machine! Tigre!! How can you say such a thing? Apologize over before the women, which makes it even more clearly Vishera! Top sweating more than the crotch Blanca Curi after trekking in the Sahara. I shall only assume that it was so hard that cut diamond, otherwise I can not think how it is possible that the messiah Vishera inhabit the body of that person. Now I hope that Daniel Agostini out tomorrow with the theme of Diego.

yes I screwed up a bit there is not a journalist just as a good ommelette gourmet eggs well placed to tell her "Crazy in Bolivia seemed babies of 14 to Moria Casan, we hit a culeada of us not We will never forget more. You wanted to play against Brazil in Rosario, were more upset that Chandler's girlfriend of telemarketer *, and again, we vaccinated more than a newborn. We were on the brink of not qualifying and selection at any time show any clear game plan. What the hell do you expect him? Do you want to applaud you? Can I do a tattoo of your face in your chest? You fail more than a pirate movie Constitution. "

But good, we are in the world already. I hope at least to leave a savior to get their hands on that selection, make it play a little, because after all, as I said, we have the best players, but we have no team. We can not be depending on which one will pull a magic and ortho win games.

Ahhhh, I downloaded, now. The next post has been more cornered, yeah.

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* Friends, if you did not see the show, make yourself at her, and when you know who is the girlfriend of Chandler, then come back and Reiter, because as you know, he who laughs last laughs best.

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always hear people say to mines, listing the qualities of who would be the ideal man for them, always sincerely ranks among the top. But the problem is, as the famous phrase of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, "You want the truth?" You can not handle the truth! ". Now we'll see why, always being truthful, does not lead anywhere, as a gps in Chinese.

Women

: Ayyy these pants and I do not have as nice as before, Do you think I'm fat? Male

: Look, the really do much. I'm still sending messages to the Doc to see if it provides the DeLorean and I can return to the past to try to find your waist. I kept on eating well and we will have to go to get an ID on your ass.

Do you realize? It is not too well, normal would be a definite answer "No" and go. Or at least made the indifferent and went. But make no mistake, the answer has to be concrete, if the dolled much, there is definitely a wild lie, lie is more than the classic "in 5 min I get, I'm two blocks away." If you say things like "Noooo, nothing to do with my love, in any sense, what makes you think that?" No, no, no, you're like when you were 18 "do not believe it either Karina Jelinek.

but we are not there, we can continue putting together our case examples.

Women: Look, I cooked love, all day I was getting ready this surprise. I decided to wait as I never cook with food made to see what you thought. I've been practicing all day, I bought ingredients that did not even know existed and even had to pluck a chicken with a spoon (it was a complicated recipe.) Sit down dale, tested and tell me if you like. Male

: (Sits and test ) Hmmm ... Women

: So? What? ( with expectant faces, but rather waiting, no waiting "I'm being to operate and only local anesthesia put me" )

Man: Actually, quite kid che. This steak is all burned on the outside and raw inside, indeed, I think I feel he is still breathing, if you get a bit you can hear plead not eat it. Besides, I think you're eating mashed potatoes, something incredibly amazing. Just because you're eating a steak mashed me, but for the fact that any one was able to eat the paste amorphous. You know what? Better leave it right there, I ask for a pizza quiet and let this cook for tomorrow when the employee comes to her if you know what that does, do you give?

do not know if it's well worth che, rather a "rich is fat" and eat a touch and it was ugly. It is much better than seeing the face you get when you danced on a malambo pride and dedication. It breaks your heart. Separate that night you sleep alone.

While I think the arguments are more than enough, I will close the post with a classic.

Women: What are you thinking? Male

: In this brunette terrible is happening out there in front, you see that the skirt cortita? This beautiful bitch, naked, full of honey, a piletita of those inflatable chair, rubbing against the girl in the cafe that we used to go always, remember? The home corner. Basically think of it, why?

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Sincerity

The workers are not workers if they are not masters of flattery. Some are followers of the school "Vulgar" other school "Fat romantic" and so forth. But there was a piropeo school was not well known, and now, thanks to the minnow unsightly in high fashion outfits we have for president is pulling us to the Latin American Bolivarian side began to win many adherents. Yes folks, I'm talking about school "Communist," compliments to the people, regardless of class compliments, compliments Bolivarian. Here is a list of the best known and used for that you may have on hand for when any lady in front of the building in which they are laburando:

- What essssta good factory for class war

- Mommy Come you stir the soup kitchen!

- Linda, or a thousand bourgeois revolution can stop you loose on me.

- Apropiate of my goodwill, capitalist hell!

- Come I make you cry "To victory!"

- What a piece of foman Lenin!

- Stalin gives that eh ...

- What if my cock join with your sickle?

- kulak But so what!

- you wear it more than Rasputin the Tsarina!

- Love, not Khrushchev s around here again I'm in love.

- My Leningrad fever for you too Do me a St. Petersburg and rrrrrricura!

And back again with more delight to harvest the popular breath.

Thanks to Charlie for a couple of additions.

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Call a locksmith, the transvestite is crazy! Characters

Thanks to progressive journalism programs such as Documents or American League came to me quite surprising, but also disturbing statistic that said that in Argentina, or at least in capital, men use more the services of another man who other girls. Yes, here means people eat more than cats. Try to see if we can get the information about the reasons why this happens. Aldo

Imagine, a man who will act as an ordinary man (not worth the obvious jokes related to a deputy for the province of Buenos Aires of Colombian nationality). Aldo laburar more than 10 hours in the factory, through the night to the house, sits in his chair and starts to watch TV in muscular while "Witch" prepares you good ravioli with tomato sauce. Once satisfied his appetite with a good glass of wine with soda, come into the bedroom to try to satisfy the lust that Aldo was born in seeing the terrible parade of items that is any TV show today in time for dinner. Our character is tired of ... How can I say? Call it business as usual, so she decides to ask the question:

- Aldo : Mami what you say tonight I colectora Torino?

- Jermu : What?

- Aldo : Yeah What if tonight hit a walk along a path menos conocida ?

- Jermu : ¡Ay Aldo no te entiendo!

- Aldo : Vamos de nuevo... Hoy tengo ganas de hacerme el ladrón, y entrar por la puerta de atrás .

- Jermu : ¿Vos me estás pidiendo el...? Nahhh, estás loco.

- Aldo : ¿Por? Creo que ya es hora.. un toque, algo.

- Jermu : ¿Sabés qué? Voy a dormir, mañana tengo que levantarme temprano porque tengo una reunión de cosméticos en la casa de la Yesi.

Aldo, más alzado que moneda en la calle, decide decirle a "la witch is going to buy butts and get a touch to find some that say yes. After talking and talking with several young ladies will see that all say the same. "If you want the tail, you have to pay a little extra." A touch more to Aldo, means less wine after laburo. So what makes sense, go with who do not have to be negotiated.

- Trava : cute Hello, Looking for something?

- Aldo : To you. I give you thirty handles and the rising birth, ok?

- Trava : From one!

Prostitutes should talk seriously with your agent marketing. Make posters saying "We also released the escape", "Better, no leftover parts" or some phrase with a little more taste, not thinking I'm going to spend, not that I paid.

burnt I'm more Miranda, in a few short days to study and hopefully back to normal.

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Recitals

Who does not like concerts? They are one of those moments where wastage adrenaline, where you can enjoy the band you like playing for you a couple of feet and feel the music all over your body. Cool. But they are also meeting places for some funny characters, some disturbing and sickening some directly, like taking out without gloves hairs from the shower of a locker room of a bar of truckers. Here are some:


- The Fat Sweaty : All recitals will find at least one of these specimens. Now, what does vary is the fact whether or not the shirt on. Rolling In recitals, Lice and this wave has no shirt key and you'll have to sweat mayst smoke a pipe with chopped salami smell. In contrast, in recital de Miranda!, Babasónicos, etc., have a tight shirt matambre where we will see these halos to have jumped on two topics.

- The Poguero : This is a fully drawn character, and I think, just because the truth I'm not sure that exists only in Argentina. I'm not talking about people who are out in recitals of Korn or Pantera, anyone out there is, but of those who agitate in recitals or totally meaningless issues such as this and lived it, people that when I was playing The Police Every Breath Take You jumped taken as if the floor burn. I flew singing listening to Roger Waters Comfortably Numb and brought forward pogueando like La Renga. All well with the chipped removed, but when the subject deserves, in a performance of Sonata, Nightwish, Ozzy, etc.

- The Superfan : We know all the issues of memory, all letters, all names of members of the band, the name of the leads, the soundman, the crazy lights, he wrote a note on them in a magazine. If you have at hand, you'll suffer like mine on a diet at Christmas, you will not be able to hear anything because you're going to be screaming in your ear and will mourn more than Velez Nazarene. Important recommendation, if you see it, stay away.

- The Fan wink wink, know only one or two issues, no more. Is quiet and calm throughout the concert waiting for the touch, and when they do, it becomes a mixture of poguero and superfan, jumping out and screaming like a theme to vindicate for all time quiet and enforce the hundred mangoes hurt entry.

- La Minita Upset that people climb : "I see nothing! We raise please" and automatically covered his vision of at least twenty people behind her. Although an exceedingly fucks that you have to run around to see because there is a mad over a thin, is too funny to hear how many things that scream to get off. You have to have steel eggs bancarte all that tangle of insults. Guachón Yayo and kindergarten are as babes in next to the magnificent obscenities that can get to hear such cases.

- La Minita that measures 1.20 : Some of these fall into the former category, but not all. There are some that are as far forward as possible to see something, because in the field, unless you have more than 1.80 midas a limited and you can breathe unless Sandro. Before the start of the recital, to be ahead is not a hassle, but when it starts, hard, being a minita 1.20, you can support the weight of all the people pushing you against the railing. Result: Terms fainting in the medical tent. I do not understand why not take audience, knowing that this is going to happen.

- He who goes with his girlfriend : This is easy to identify, is that since coming to the concert ending is at least one hand on the shoulder of the mine. Remains fixed during the breaks and so on. The hand on the shoulder is unconditional. Droplet or two things hit so hard.

- The Grumpy Bajonero : The performances are moments of happiness and excitement, but this character does not understand those feelings. I do not know if it was required, or because they gave the entrance and had no friends who give it and would not go throwing it, or simply idiot. Is the one that gets angry when people jump, if people sing, if people yell, if people breathe, if people sweat, if people look to the side, if the light that illuminates the stage next to he and the reflection as that gives a touch in the left eye and remind you of your bad childhood. Basically, fuck you all, and maintains an ass face important as it is able to sit in an ice cream and say what flavor it is.

- The Cocacolero / Saladixero / Garrapiñero / Etc : After struggling for at least half an hour to make place in the sea of \u200b\u200bbodies and find the perfect place from which to see, take this gentleman asking permission, you run and has some fucking and you out there. Not to mention when you drop a glass of coca enterito in your head, now you'll have not only smell when you leave Inca cemetery but that aside you will be more mellow than Winnie Pooh.

Now yes, I hope its aggregates.

Female Genitaila At 7 Weeks Old

Elevator Upset Customers

There were always people upset, irritable, and nasty, but until some idiot had the idea that the customer is always right, we send and ready to fry potatoes. Now you can not, how are you going to send shit to a customer? And within that deserve a good punch there are several styles of annoying. I'll try to make a kind of summary of all these guys that if any thing at any time summon a business wants to get an idea of \u200b\u200bwho you're dealing and apply appropriate techniques to counter them.

The Undecided

This is a specimen particular, entering a business without the slightest idea what to buy, go for inertia, I saw the light and went classical. Customer

: Half a dozen meat please.
Baker: Yeah, right. ( and prepares ) Customer
: Pará, and add a two more chicken.
Baker: Okay. ( and begins to add )
Customer: No parameters, better get me two of meat, gets a tamale, warm the ham and cheese, makes a backflip and puts one over chicken.
Baker: Let's see if I understand, basically you want 4 meat, 3 chicken, a tamale and a ham and cheese, right?
Customer: Yeah.
Baker: One. Do you heat them? Customer
: Hmmm, just warmed chicken, the rest as cold. Or will heat up next? Nah, better calentalas all. Baker
: Good (and starts to warm them)
Customer: No, Pará! Does one thing, not just hot, better change me one of flesh for a watchman, takes out the ham and cheese and Put it over the chicken while walking on one leg and whistling the Marseillaise of humita Put it in another tray with a piece of bread.
Baker : You're a wanker or Marley's son? Customer
: Che! But that attitude of shit, You know what? Give me a quarter of bread and ready.
Baker: Here you have fucking, bye.

How can you counteract it? Two things. First, do nothing, MoveTo less than a snail in a coma until the loco is decided. And yet, wait a minimum of 10 min at him with the face of bread for changes in the last minute. And second, you need more patience than 5 minutes to speak with Julian Weich without throwing a grenade in his mouth.

The Ignorant

This is usually given a lot in hardware stores. Cae someone who has the slightest idea what it's called what it lacks, does not know how to describe it, he knows absolutely nothing, but still hopes that you will resolve the issue because "that's your job."

Ferretero : Good morning ma'am.
Customer: Hi, I'm looking for a black rubber little thing that I broke.
Ferrentero : Cosito black? Do you have it here for you to see?
Customer: No, I threw it, if not useless.
Ferretero : Well, but we have saved some time, but good .. Where did you got? Customer
I do not know, down there in the kitchen tap.
Ferretero : Oh I guess more or less what he wants, wait here and bring it. ( We are looking for and it brings ) Is this it? Customer
: Hmmm, I dunno, is similar yes, but do not know if it was exactly like that.
Ferretero : Your tap loses?
Customer: Yeah.
Ferretero : This does not lose more.
Customer: Well, but now I see it seems to me that was not so well, was a little more worn on one side, and had half a hole slightly larger.
Ferretero That's because this is new and not yours.
Customer: Well, but could if I would spend a little safer, it happens that's not how I remember.
Ferretero : A black rubber little thing, right? Here is a little thing made of rubber.
Customer: Well, but what I could not spend a little to the hole? Because I remember there was more spent, and not want to buy and then not going to help me.
Ferretero : Madam, we go back, this little thing .. black rubber IS NEW! His .. NO! Therefore it had to come to buy another, because the other were already spending. Do you understand? Customer
: It need not speak well, you know? To me, my doorman told me how he had to ask.
Ferretero : Your doorman told him to ask for a "black rubber little thing?
Customer: Yes, and he always knows everything, the other day I fixed the toilet. So do not you know more than him.
Ferretero : Well do something, do this and tell the doorman that the goal in the ass to see if it still leaks.

How can you counteract it? When you come asking for something, just put all the items that match your basic explanation and caustic soda it is the client who waste time while seeing what time you implement something better such as having cracks in the ceiling and see how many ways can you say Rial is a tick that lives suck the blood of others.

The conceited

This specimen is convinced he knows more than anyone of anything, but actually have less idea Karina Jelinek. Go Anywhere and tries to teach who is expert on the product it sells. It happens a lot in garages, but not limited to this, these customers can go to a brothel and try to teach them to be whores like cats.

Customer: Hello, I come to find a shoe. Seller
: Well, for what you need? Customer
: To play tennis with the smurfs asshole. What I'll need? To connect many things at the same outlet. Seller
: But sir, depends on what you want to connect, there are different types of shoes. Customer
: Make something, give me the shoe that has plenty of places to plug, and plug into the wall. That love is not as difficult as I ask. Seller
: But sir, if you connect a refrigerator and a microwave to a shoe that is not prepared for that, you can overload the network and even burn some of the stuff.
Customer: Look, I laburo 10 years at Siemens, "I'll come to boluda? It's okay, give me the cheapest and ready.
Seller: Listen, you will be a. .. Customer
, Are not you listening? I want the cheapest, but the prostitute che, boludo're more retarded than a turkey. Seller
: You know what? Take your shoe, and I hope it rains you shit while you burn all the fucking house, lining.

How can you counteract it? Very simple, give him what he wants, do not try to advise on anything, when you burn the house rather than going to whore the table against which hit the little finger at night half asleep, but will learn.


And you ask me what happened, why say so long disappeared. Legend has it that since I was about to receive now, which I studied as a moron, but it came juan swine flu, facu closed, and now I fart more people to be acts of Cristina.

Bleeding Gums Veneers

Clearly the elevator has a special place in our life in the city. With so many buildings, many floors up and less inclined to use a ladder to Stephen Hawking, simply we have no the convenience of the elevator. The issue is that, although both use it, it still can not get the card to all its secrets. We do not know how to behave in an elevator, a place so small with so many people or a single. It's an awkward moment, not as your mother finds you in the room of his daughter in beads with a whipped cream bikini, but uncomfortable nonetheless.
There are several characters that you can find you in an elevator, and each has its special way of acting in that environment. You have the in and start playing with the keys, bally, the turns, until finally grasps the need to enter your home and already have prepared. We also have a hermit, which is to face 3 cm from the door, do not talk to anyone, does not move, did not see anything or do anything, stands still, like a statue, facing the wall and / or door. We also have a / the heir to Narcissus, the first thing to go is to find the mirror, and over there do not catch more, which is arranged hair, and clothing, as has the makeup and what wave the bag, etc etc. There is also shy, he hardly fit, looks down and if they ask you for some reason, as to what floor goes, responds half broken, as with fear (notice that this time I said no magical reason, ask what floor will not need a lot of magic to say, unless you're the magician to say Emmanuel boludez dire need any cards or take the odd tissue). Then we have the classic tachero, which needs to make conversation in any way possible, "How cold is doing!", "Lindo's party eh mouth, etc. Sometimes it can even result in the stool, that you try to give advice on life in the minute or less that last long into the elevator, "Oh are you reading Cortázar? Hmm, I dunno, I think that you should not read it just like that, when I read it I'd rather put a smudge and mourn, "" You should not go so naked, you have to cover your chest more, I have a daughter to not let him out if you have a scarf or one of those divers who come to the top (pointing) up there you know? ".

Do I forgot some?

Letters From Penthouse Online

Fiestas of those that I would lose

Last time I I went to the worst holiday of my life organized. It was basically an armed robbery heavier than any of the suburbs. The wave was so, it was a party organized by his students a faculty that were received as a reception. The entrance, a 80 soft handles under the illusion of open bar. It seemed a little sail, but was well within all, or so at least I imagined him to squat alligators I have in my wallet drop the dough. The budget bounded student is average in the same way that is half boluda Karina Jelinek.
question, I put on my suit, I get all sexy and formal and sent me to the joke, which incidentally was not the best room in the world .. not nearly. There was parking, but if it was the tail to get him there would still be trying to enter. I left him waiting in front of the alarm to sound at any time, although not one of those areas in which you can not go less than 60 km / h because you strive the wheels as you ride, it is not to make the banana and leave car anywhere with neon signs saying "Please rob me."
I enter the place, half the tables very close but well, I am calm and begin to eat snacks that were not bad, but could say that the sandwiches are not so wet my whim, I get the feeling that half grandmothers and it's all chewed up, yeah, nothing at all wavelengths. Meanwhile, a band played a touch of jazz ambient place. I call the waiter and ask him a beer, I served in a glass clearly Tom Thumb used to take shots. Could not be smaller, which of course, I got tired of calling all the time to send you a refill, the issue was that there were so many waiters for the number of people who had, so I took my two droplets beer and waited 15 minutes for another two before the young man's refusal to leave the bottle so as not to be coming all the time, like Andrew. Ends
jazz band and enter a band playing reggae version of boleros, which made him cool. Bring the entrance, two colored pancakes, one green and one pink, I have no idea what you have got because they had less taste than a watery juice, filled with cold cream corn. Too bad. An attack command in bad taste to the palate. Meanwhile, the band that was playing someone from the audience invited to paint him sing, you see "Ruben Dario Virasoro" I wanted to play alone. The vague played very well the guitar, but singing as if they were killing cats in your throat, cool.
and came just when the main course, stuffed chicken breast bad cooked with a hint of vegetables. Great. At least, meanwhile, appeared a odalisques what he lacked in good body compensates with wild movements of the hips. Enough for me, I realized that I am very easy, tell me that you dance Arabic, and I am entirely yours.
they were about to remove the dish, drop the boy and leaves a laminated piece of paper, looked at him and said price list obviously did not understand, technically, for 80 mangoes, Corrientes, I expected at least a foot massage me while I Peacock sautéed in butter with tower pampas picked by the pope. But I'm satisfied with a good meal and open bar. Pato

: Che loco what's up this? Mozo
: From now on if they ask for something, they pay me and I will bring.
Pato ( With surprised face as if he had suddenly appeared Spiderman, danced a polka and gone to the cry of "They're all fucking!" ) Are you going to say that the only thing that included the entrance was a deli food crummy and Ruben Dario singing "Surviving? Mozo
: Eh ... yeah.

Already with a touch of ass face I ordered a beer, then another, and another, and so suddenly the party was good, until we lit all the lights at 5:15 pm I turned around and grilling .

Sorry for the delay in posting, I am on the final straight and I have to pass exams on themselves or each other.

Scotch Dimpled Bottle

Some observations on religion and step II, excuse for not really disappear

According to the Islamic fundamentalist belief, if you kill yourself or die or that the jihad wave to go to heaven where 70 virgins will be waiting just for you. "And so worth dying for? Can you imagine teaching them all from zero to 70 mines?
"Go more slowly than it hurts me", "Stop so no", "What do you think that?" "Is that where you're going?", "WHAT IS THAT?". Now multiply it by 70. Difficult eh. And Ponele that So I went right after a hard work to ensure that they are all level that you want ... That's where problems arise, 70 wives! Or concubines, or partners, or as I like to call it, but .. 70! Most fart if you manage with one.
Besides, at no point nobody said women had to be What if you find yourself with 70 of these specimens ? Are 70 virgins that's for sure. Neither said they had to be trucks, may be more ugly without makeup Beatriz Solomon. Me I better not take chances. I was half gone

these days because I caught the flu flying. My nostrils apparently put a toll on my nose and the air was out of twine to pass. So I was lying in bed a looong time, it should be. Not like the old horrible the other day on the subway. Facu was going for and I get to the subway, you know, on the subway in the morning you tighter than a boa's embrace. Next to me, an old comes to cough, but not just cough, cough but that "I have more fucked up throat after singing Valeria Lynch maaaaaaaaaaas maaaaaaaaas give me every day." At first everything right, a cough, great. But did not stop, and take into account that next to me on the subway all tight. And still, clearly was totally busted. Until we gave more, not know how to get rid of him. Pato

: crazy for! I'm smoking all your germs! Tipa
: But if I'm covering the mouth che COF. Pato
: Where did you get the crazy idea that your hand is a terrific filter of all the host of bacteria that are sending the attack on my face? Tipa
: Well, I'm sick COF COF and COF to cough. Pato
: When you are so you have to stay at home, is very simple. You do not have to walk bacterial dropping bombs all over the place trying to infect the entire population. In any case, at least tené the decency not to get on the subway, here I have no way to escape from you. Tipa
: Well, COOOOOOF COF but I have to travel the same so I will hac .. COOOOOF to hac .. COOOOF ... Pato
: A do? Tipa
: COOOOOOOJJJJJGGGGFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Duck, Dale, and can not speak. Already.

And since I started to talk until I stopped, it became a circle around the chick, I ran to get something out of range of its biological weapons attack, and he kept me that way until I got off. Still, she apparently won, which was I was in bed. All

Starchoice Motorola Remotes

well with those advertisements directed exclusively to its target group, but must also take into account that other people watch TV at the same time and to see that, or sickened more than finding a piece of lint at the bottom of the jar of mayonnaise or les goes into a wild brawl. Advertisements
as Mr. Muscle or Yogurísimo, dedicated to those mothers housewives totally useless propaganda about how much you save by buying their crap product. Unfortunately I can not find the video on youtube, but there was one in which a mine had been walking down the street and saw them all go through the open mouth (forzadísimo gesture and very poor quality). When he entered the shop and was telling the attending price yogurt new mine opened his mouth. If you agree, please do not kill me, I know, you want to immolate in the middle of Danone.
And worse, the winners of the "disgusted you free" every year in which issued, are definitely those that are aimed at women-only issues.
She is 20% of women that is beautiful, she is part of 30% of women who kill a man with only his eyes, but is also part of 95% of women with vaginal yeast.
Never in my most creative days I'll be able to invent such a thing, I do not rightly advertising, of course, mine are that and go straight to buy your crema. Che if I am part of that I'm 95% sure of the others too! I want to be beautiful! Give me 30 of these creams, please. If indeed this is what went through your head that decided to go forward with this idea, are plainly some assholes for the next call to Toti Ciliberto to become one of hemorrhoids. Of course, no youtube found this advertising to illustrate better.
The other time, what was the trigger for this post, I was watching TV and became an advertisement for a new re tissues taken over. The mine was doing the advertising said, " know that sometimes when we have our period, it also removes droplets ?".... urine


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Seh So as you read.

I want to call me at cell death. There can be things like that should be prohibited in a medium that is accessible to everyone! What are you looking for? You want to generate a phobia?
I have the quality to imagine, and many details, everything I read, tell me, tell me, and so on. The image generated in my head after that will haunt me in nightmares for the next ten years.
And better not talk about the old constipated for Activia ads.

Customized Football Visor

What interests me is the attitude

Yeah, tits and ass help, whatever look at a man the mines, too. But ultimately, like it or not, like it or not, how sexy is attitude.
casual is not a theory, is more than proven. The law of the funnel is not a joke, check it every day at least twice a block walk to wherever. Ugly people, ugly, too ugly, ugly to win, ad honorem ugly, ugly as a young pigeon as Jairo Patiño running as two sucking a lemon, as a daring adventure thong between the buttocks of any fat runner, like licking the crotch of Mercedes Sosa after a month without shaving or how to make your home one evening tired of laburo and is Moyano in your bed in garter oiled pulling honey touching her nipples. Well, those people, people absolutely beautiful. And it seems to me perfect, because as I said, sexy is attitude. Listen, if Ricky Maravilla mines rose, definitely something fishy is going on all around should not be in the picture. And not even think about me that is for silver, because Ricky Maravilla is drier than the belly of the old commercials for Activia. Know
attitude that I do not mean to be a cat, that's not sexy, is fat. Still, if we see one of the cats in the magazines do not think you find someone who will say no, but only because we are bombarded with images more fully suggestive Photoshop that photos of Susana Gimenez in People magazine.
Attitude is everything from the image, not the physical image, to the view that one can have with respect to the traditional Italian opera. Everything. It's what you say, how to do and where to aim. I imagine that the vast majority of those who come here, be with a person you can not have a normal conversation is more annoying than the spam that sends you an SMS Movistar, by the way, NO! I will not give it to send 333 to win a Grand Vitara, your promotion but I suck an egg that the dignity of Nestor Kirchner (to any of the K for that matter). That is the advantage of msn, with that you'll pull the card to touch whether or not the two fingers of forehead.
The attitude is basically what you generate in the other. The ability one has to convey a feeling cornered by the words, gestures or silences. And that, that's what sexy.