Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Hard To Catch A Shiny Rayquaza In Pokemon Emerald



To me there are many things that bother me, but so few balls inflate me like short people.

What do you mean short, Duck?

No, not dwarves.


No, not those who sit on the toilet and did not get the shrimp to the ground.


No, not those who jump to climb to bondi.


In short I mean many qualities together. They are people stubborn, arrogant and ignorant with hints of silly and paranoid. They are unable to see beyond all, to them a poem is a boludez you can write a monkey with stroke, a sneeze is a picture of a clown, a ferment is something cool, He-man is fucking, football matches are all arranged and there is always a Yankee conspiracy behind everything.
They are always sure that they are smarter, cornered and faster than you. Are always in search of how to give back what you say and look like the gun guachos place. Smacking is seeking a sentence sarcastic or ironic because they do not understand and take it literally. If you do not know come to Raccoon or how to react, is like a room full of legs for a poodle in heat, is what they were looking for, then, uncontrollably, leave comments like "prefer poodles floor lamps before the legs, will not tell you before write? ". Completely lose focus of where the issue is addressed by management and are most paints her as a deaf tachero.
No chance for them to understand a hint, and more, get angry if you tell him.

- I come, I'll lay a friend of the interior.
- Who?
- No no ... I have a file to download it;) (wink wink).
- What? What say you?
- I have to take a tenant for the back door (wink GUI-GL)
- What tenant? From where? What the fuck are you talking about?
- ME VOY A LA PUTA MADRE shit!
- Why do not you think of one, pajero?
- Go to shit.
- Are not you going? Decidite do not understand anything, you're a kid.

I would like to offer a solution, any method to counter them, but they are just assholes, that whatever you say you're going to discuss to death, even though you know that you have all the reason you end up unhooking because there are really more silly than a Great Dane late.

Flaco from another country: in Argentina there just silly. Pato
: Learn how to write, you have to put "no." Flaco
another country : JAKKJJAKAJAK are gross! how can you say no? and h! Pato
: Listen orangutan deformed, grab a dictionary before the rotten smell coming from your brain to kill four people around you. Flaco
another country: I am not orangutan, you are orangutan. Pato
: Me Tarzan, your Jane.
Flaco from another country, of which you speak? are gross and do not know how to spell.
Pato: I will not spend, that's it, I wanted due to fatigue, I can not argue with an ostrich lobotomized. Chau, to do well in the Special Olympics.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Oil Free Concealer Non Comedogenic

10 Reasons why the Mate is better than Activia

1_ A mate you can share with friends, however if you say "We Activia? you look like you have leprosy. 2_

Eating Activia gives you a look of constipated old. 3_

Mate is much cheaper and achieves a total cleaning much more quickly. 4_

Mate is great to take anywhere, you peel an Activia when you are studying and expensive look again "How much of leprosy has this old constipated!". 5_

Mate is hot water with grass, however, anyone could tell me what the "Acti-regularis?", So good, it sounds like Activia and adjustment, but I do not fuck, is the same as L casei Defensis (Defensis says, which sounds like defense, so you must defend). 6_

What is taking a traditional Argentine Activia?

7_ Taking a daily Activia "regulate your bowel movements, to take a half fresquín mate once you're not going to have to intestinal transit worry about for a while.

8_ If you are eating Activia touch you pull the tab're with download problems.

9_ "Really I want to be part of" Plan Desinflate?

10_ The Activia page when Acti Regularis explain, say it is a "ferment." Yes, that's the word they use, LEAVEN. Does it kill yeast? NO. Says it all.

- Che Do we eat this yogurt?
- Mmm, I do not know hey, I do not know whether I am happy.
- But boludo, has LEAVEN!
- You would have warned before! That word does not sound nasty and I'm all want to eat! Now ...


I returned, it took me but I came back. It happens that I was studying because ... I graduated! I'm an engineer!
Yeah, felicítenme.