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- Man: You know the other time was watching a TV show where they said the Wright brothers when they switched sides constantly debated periodically make thing a bit more balanced debate . We should do that to solve our problems.

- Women : Hmmm do not know, I do not think things can be applied discussions to a relationship. It seems to me that the only thing we do is resentment and perhaps even hurt us.

- Man: Nah, but Think it, we would be forced to see the point of view of others, consider their arguments as if they were our own. I think it would help.

- Women : Maybe, you're right.

- Man: No, I have not.

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Finally to complete your registration online to prove he is human:

When he died Bambi's mom How do you feel?

A) Very sad.

B) I can not process feelings.

Bots: No lie.

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The Facebook made the lives of those faced by "common tastes" a lot easier, a hard look at the profile and presto:

Faced : My favorite bands? Hmmm Manic Street Preachers Belinda. Mina

: Those are two of my favorites! Faced

: Oh, and I also like riding a pony dressed as batman.

Mina: I thought I was the only one who liked it! Definitely should have wild sex. Faced

: Well, my favorite position is the helicopter inverted on the desert. Mina

: 'I can not CRE-ER! It is mine too! We now

Years of collecting information on one page summary.

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The time it takes two people to go buy a shirt depends on only one factor, sex.

Two men in a house of clothes :

- Man 1: Do you think this?

- Men 2: Give one, Let's take her.

A man and a woman :

- Men: Do you think this?

- Male: Nah, fijate this, you better cut and color goes best with your skin tone.

- Men: Give one, we take that.

Two women :

- Woman 1: Do you think this?

- Woman 2: Nah, I think this one is a better option.

- Women 1: Hmmm do not know, because notice how this is more versatile, you can use almost anything.

Two hours later.

- Woman 1: Well, but then this one has a better fall, the other hangs a lot.

- Woman 2: No but it makes a lot of floats, does not suit me.

- Seller: If you are not going to buy anything go away, we are closing.

Spot On End Of Tongue

note old at the wheel!

A question just what is the age at which old decide they're going to start the sixth passed balls lining the traffic laws? There is some point where they say good, if you lived up here, and is, I survived, let's see if you can and you also automatically begin to drive worse than a blind trucker Falopa. There must be some gene that triggers the hormone age or upset or a strong blow to the head does not know. But something is behind this attitude of "I suck an egg all over the tree man's sexual life." That

rate each of the cars which have up a ceiling of 30 km / h is not what bothers me. Now that actually go to half that speed and by the middle of the street, yes I get to the balls. "Horn? Not listening, hearing and is not to the good old days Dad. Password "light? Nah, the eye, as my old mule, is not what it was. So until the crazy deigns to bend, has a line of cars behind longer than a trip Buenos Aires - Currents in a semi sitting on the bed next to the bathroom and next to an old man who snores, behind a mine with screaming baby and an old face with the smell, all the sweet music of Arjona. The few that at some point decided to be a little kinder to society and the world and passed to the slow lane, changing lanes and more it seems, always, without telling anyone, total, and are great for walking worrying about whether or not someone is to be set up on one that certainly has reflexes to slow.

With the theme of doubling also have a serious problem. Very few used the wink vecen to bend, then you do not know what kind of movement to expect. And the few times you use it, fold it and put at 2 blocks, or 3 or maybe 6, you never know, it's a lottery, you might even follow an old all day, put a page online betting and start putting twine to see how many blocks pass until doubled. Not worth stealing my idea. Yeah, do not play the fool, I know what you thought, but no, it's worth. If you want to do this you will need to speak with me, I'm the one who has the know-how (what tulle?).

This is a question for someone who has some idea of \u200b\u200bergonomics How annoying is taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan sit on? Is there an age at which it is really so necessary to sit so close to the wheel drive? Because so far all I saw driving go glued to the windshield that a butterfly map. Do you think that sitting closer to the windshield will have better vision? Posta do not understand.

plate as if Congress had, park where they want, taking more time than a slug on crutches on a walk or Itatí Luján or chapel of your choice. Besides, clearly decided never to look back when looking back, lest they hurt their backs.

old is not only those who manage horrible, there are trillions of liners that have less right to have a driving license that an ostrich with myopia not to mention motorcycles. And I will deal with all of them, probably with some patonécdota or something.

When Should Your Cervix Be High

Well, yes, I decided to return, at last I have time to start again to astonish the pelotudeces that I have in mind in this Raccoon drunk. Feel free to putearme heartily for being absent all this time, clearly, will not be accepted without creativity obscenities, that's the only requirement, and creativity post eh, I do not come with bullshit that "son of a container of whores" is nothing new, the guachón was responsible for burning more that phrase one Orthodox priest in Salem to a mine that makes you see a rabbit from a hat. Just so you understand:

puteada NOT valid : Ehhhh ptiu ptiu fucking (spit) it was time to come back fucking ehhhh.

Puteada valid : Elephant Listen phallus with gonorrhea, it was time that you put the batteries.

Now, let's get on with it. I never talked about football in the blog. I say because as you know some of my readers do much, or I know directly and ready, I have less memory than a peanut. Is not something that now appears someone and I say "Nooooo, I remember very well that in June 2008 you threw a goal post on the thigh in Korean football."

And again, now, let's get on with it. Argentina selection clearly demonstrated that we're nowhere near the level they have learned throughout our history. We still kickass players, but we have less equipment to Ethiopia. That much is as usual, we classify because we had more ass than Porcel (In his porceeeeel, when the moon rises, the brave fox appears.) Well, sorry for that bracket, long time no write, I'm half oxidized, but if you come to imagine riding Zorro Porcel, perhaps outlining a tiny smile.

But again, and now, let's get on with it. Lest we watch TV, read no newspapers, no listening to the radio, has no friends or living in a thermos tucked inside a refrigerator in a cave in Afghanistan in a large flask, basically the press conference of our beloved Diego Maradona a Vishera. in case you still do not know what I mean by "Vishera" no better example than to name Maradona. He sat down and said such a thing in a press conference that reverberated worldwide:

Maradona: "I dedicate this victory to all the Argentine people for believing in the selection, my family, Dalma and Gianina. All that I bank with the forgiveness of women that suck and keep sucking that. "

Master! Machine! Tigre!! How can you say such a thing? Apologize over before the women, which makes it even more clearly Vishera! Top sweating more than the crotch Blanca Curi after trekking in the Sahara. I shall only assume that it was so hard that cut diamond, otherwise I can not think how it is possible that the messiah Vishera inhabit the body of that person. Now I hope that Daniel Agostini out tomorrow with the theme of Diego.

yes I screwed up a bit there is not a journalist just as a good ommelette gourmet eggs well placed to tell her "Crazy in Bolivia seemed babies of 14 to Moria Casan, we hit a culeada of us not We will never forget more. You wanted to play against Brazil in Rosario, were more upset that Chandler's girlfriend of telemarketer *, and again, we vaccinated more than a newborn. We were on the brink of not qualifying and selection at any time show any clear game plan. What the hell do you expect him? Do you want to applaud you? Can I do a tattoo of your face in your chest? You fail more than a pirate movie Constitution. "

But good, we are in the world already. I hope at least to leave a savior to get their hands on that selection, make it play a little, because after all, as I said, we have the best players, but we have no team. We can not be depending on which one will pull a magic and ortho win games.

Ahhhh, I downloaded, now. The next post has been more cornered, yeah.

Joke

* Friends, if you did not see the show, make yourself at her, and when you know who is the girlfriend of Chandler, then come back and Reiter, because as you know, he who laughs last laughs best.