You come 1_ as quiet walk down the street when he suddenly looked up and see someone familiar. Immediately everything becomes a matter of timing, you can not greet him from afar because then you do not know as paddling for all meters walk missing seeing each other, so ... What decide? Indeed, make the Olympian asshole. You look to the side, down the cell, the sky, other people, and when you're at a safe distance, you look with a look of surprise, raised his hand and moves his head to the beat of a "hey how you doing?" and keep on walking with the peace of the mission accomplished. And for those who are still wondering, yes, both do exactly the same. 2_
You come in the car when the light very soft da red. In that you look to the side and see that in the other car is an acquaintance. I greet the cool and there you have, uncomfortable situation. The light remains red, and ended the conversation casual and do not give a longer talk because it's not your best friend, is a popular, ready. What do you do then in this situation? Claaaro, or guessed, you become the asshole animals. You look at the traffic light, on the other side, forward and see what wave radio, change, becoming the back to where I was, you check the change, and unless the light Silvia Suller take longer than solving a differential equation, zafaste like a champ.
3_ walks at a different speed, self walking at different speeds depending on whether you're tired, if you tighten the shoe, if you pursue a rabid koala and billions of factors. But there comes a time when fate decides to make a joke. It is seen that there are days when the destination is up and decides to jerk formats breaking balls at people, and every time you get to the stop and the bondi is leaving. So the fate of those bullshit you find yourself with someone who walks exactly the same speed as you, or a minimal difference of minimum and Tom Thumb shirt after washing sent to the Chinese. There you go then, with a stranger walking hand in hand, for blocks and blocks until someone decides to change course. Did you have to salute? Do you have to look with a formal smile? No, you get the asshole. Clearly you can also walk or faster or slower but would you like to do so angry at fate? Save eh.
4_ Also sometimes you find yourself with someone you know somewhere in static medium, ie, not the situation 1, but you have to, apart from moving your head, do a few routine questions as if to say "your life is really irrelevant but I'm educated enough to make me who I care a little bit more than the long hair of bears in Alaska, or look at him ass to the cashier's kiosk, depends on the person (some graceful do both simultaneously). " After the "good, all good che" and "to see when we get together, eh", proceeded to follow your life but ... ajam, indeed, going to the same side as you. In this situation it the paddle as you can, taking up the talk about nonsense and trying to walk faster, waiting for this diversion savior. Or you get the rush, go out and was cracking.
The first two I think there were already posted somewhere, I did not find to link it so I was nothing like a good remake.
