Clearly the elevator has a special place in our life in the city. With so many buildings, many floors up and less inclined to use a ladder to Stephen Hawking, simply we have no the convenience of the elevator. The issue is that, although both use it, it still can not get the card to all its secrets. We do not know how to behave in an elevator, a place so small with so many people or a single. It's an awkward moment, not as your mother finds you in the room of his daughter in beads with a whipped cream bikini, but uncomfortable nonetheless.
There are several characters that you can find you in an elevator, and each has its special way of acting in that environment. You have the in and start playing with the keys, bally, the turns, until finally grasps the need to enter your home and already have prepared. We also have a hermit, which is to face 3 cm from the door, do not talk to anyone, does not move, did not see anything or do anything, stands still, like a statue, facing the wall and / or door. We also have a / the heir to Narcissus, the first thing to go is to find the mirror, and over there do not catch more, which is arranged hair, and clothing, as has the makeup and what wave the bag, etc etc. There is also shy, he hardly fit, looks down and if they ask you for some reason, as to what floor goes, responds half broken, as with fear (notice that this time I said no magical reason, ask what floor will not need a lot of magic to say, unless you're the magician to say Emmanuel boludez dire need any cards or take the odd tissue). Then we have the classic tachero, which needs to make conversation in any way possible, "How cold is doing!", "Lindo's party eh mouth, etc. Sometimes it can even result in the stool, that you try to give advice on life in the minute or less that last long into the elevator, "Oh are you reading Cortázar? Hmm, I dunno, I think that you should not read it just like that, when I read it I'd rather put a smudge and mourn, "" You should not go so naked, you have to cover your chest more, I have a daughter to not let him out if you have a scarf or one of those divers who come to the top (pointing) up there you know? ".
Do I forgot some?
