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always hear people say to mines, listing the qualities of who would be the ideal man for them, always sincerely ranks among the top. But the problem is, as the famous phrase of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, "You want the truth?" You can not handle the truth! ". Now we'll see why, always being truthful, does not lead anywhere, as a gps in Chinese.

Women

: Ayyy these pants and I do not have as nice as before, Do you think I'm fat? Male

: Look, the really do much. I'm still sending messages to the Doc to see if it provides the DeLorean and I can return to the past to try to find your waist. I kept on eating well and we will have to go to get an ID on your ass.

Do you realize? It is not too well, normal would be a definite answer "No" and go. Or at least made the indifferent and went. But make no mistake, the answer has to be concrete, if the dolled much, there is definitely a wild lie, lie is more than the classic "in 5 min I get, I'm two blocks away." If you say things like "Noooo, nothing to do with my love, in any sense, what makes you think that?" No, no, no, you're like when you were 18 "do not believe it either Karina Jelinek.

but we are not there, we can continue putting together our case examples.

Women: Look, I cooked love, all day I was getting ready this surprise. I decided to wait as I never cook with food made to see what you thought. I've been practicing all day, I bought ingredients that did not even know existed and even had to pluck a chicken with a spoon (it was a complicated recipe.) Sit down dale, tested and tell me if you like. Male

: (Sits and test ) Hmmm ... Women

: So? What? ( with expectant faces, but rather waiting, no waiting "I'm being to operate and only local anesthesia put me" )

Man: Actually, quite kid che. This steak is all burned on the outside and raw inside, indeed, I think I feel he is still breathing, if you get a bit you can hear plead not eat it. Besides, I think you're eating mashed potatoes, something incredibly amazing. Just because you're eating a steak mashed me, but for the fact that any one was able to eat the paste amorphous. You know what? Better leave it right there, I ask for a pizza quiet and let this cook for tomorrow when the employee comes to her if you know what that does, do you give?

do not know if it's well worth che, rather a "rich is fat" and eat a touch and it was ugly. It is much better than seeing the face you get when you danced on a malambo pride and dedication. It breaks your heart. Separate that night you sleep alone.

While I think the arguments are more than enough, I will close the post with a classic.

Women: What are you thinking? Male

: In this brunette terrible is happening out there in front, you see that the skirt cortita? This beautiful bitch, naked, full of honey, a piletita of those inflatable chair, rubbing against the girl in the cafe that we used to go always, remember? The home corner. Basically think of it, why?

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Sincerity

The workers are not workers if they are not masters of flattery. Some are followers of the school "Vulgar" other school "Fat romantic" and so forth. But there was a piropeo school was not well known, and now, thanks to the minnow unsightly in high fashion outfits we have for president is pulling us to the Latin American Bolivarian side began to win many adherents. Yes folks, I'm talking about school "Communist," compliments to the people, regardless of class compliments, compliments Bolivarian. Here is a list of the best known and used for that you may have on hand for when any lady in front of the building in which they are laburando:

- What essssta good factory for class war

- Mommy Come you stir the soup kitchen!

- Linda, or a thousand bourgeois revolution can stop you loose on me.

- Apropiate of my goodwill, capitalist hell!

- Come I make you cry "To victory!"

- What a piece of foman Lenin!

- Stalin gives that eh ...

- What if my cock join with your sickle?

- kulak But so what!

- you wear it more than Rasputin the Tsarina!

- Love, not Khrushchev s around here again I'm in love.

- My Leningrad fever for you too Do me a St. Petersburg and rrrrrricura!

And back again with more delight to harvest the popular breath.

Thanks to Charlie for a couple of additions.

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Call a locksmith, the transvestite is crazy! Characters

Thanks to progressive journalism programs such as Documents or American League came to me quite surprising, but also disturbing statistic that said that in Argentina, or at least in capital, men use more the services of another man who other girls. Yes, here means people eat more than cats. Try to see if we can get the information about the reasons why this happens. Aldo

Imagine, a man who will act as an ordinary man (not worth the obvious jokes related to a deputy for the province of Buenos Aires of Colombian nationality). Aldo laburar more than 10 hours in the factory, through the night to the house, sits in his chair and starts to watch TV in muscular while "Witch" prepares you good ravioli with tomato sauce. Once satisfied his appetite with a good glass of wine with soda, come into the bedroom to try to satisfy the lust that Aldo was born in seeing the terrible parade of items that is any TV show today in time for dinner. Our character is tired of ... How can I say? Call it business as usual, so she decides to ask the question:

- Aldo : Mami what you say tonight I colectora Torino?

- Jermu : What?

- Aldo : Yeah What if tonight hit a walk along a path menos conocida ?

- Jermu : ¡Ay Aldo no te entiendo!

- Aldo : Vamos de nuevo... Hoy tengo ganas de hacerme el ladrón, y entrar por la puerta de atrás .

- Jermu : ¿Vos me estás pidiendo el...? Nahhh, estás loco.

- Aldo : ¿Por? Creo que ya es hora.. un toque, algo.

- Jermu : ¿Sabés qué? Voy a dormir, mañana tengo que levantarme temprano porque tengo una reunión de cosméticos en la casa de la Yesi.

Aldo, más alzado que moneda en la calle, decide decirle a "la witch is going to buy butts and get a touch to find some that say yes. After talking and talking with several young ladies will see that all say the same. "If you want the tail, you have to pay a little extra." A touch more to Aldo, means less wine after laburo. So what makes sense, go with who do not have to be negotiated.

- Trava : cute Hello, Looking for something?

- Aldo : To you. I give you thirty handles and the rising birth, ok?

- Trava : From one!

Prostitutes should talk seriously with your agent marketing. Make posters saying "We also released the escape", "Better, no leftover parts" or some phrase with a little more taste, not thinking I'm going to spend, not that I paid.

burnt I'm more Miranda, in a few short days to study and hopefully back to normal.