always hear people say to mines, listing the qualities of who would be the ideal man for them, always sincerely ranks among the top. But the problem is, as the famous phrase of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, "You want the truth?" You can not handle the truth! ". Now we'll see why, always being truthful, does not lead anywhere, as a gps in Chinese.
: Ayyy these pants and I do not have as nice as before, Do you think I'm fat? Male
: Look, the really do much. I'm still sending messages to the Doc to see if it provides the DeLorean and I can return to the past to try to find your waist. I kept on eating well and we will have to go to get an ID on your ass.
Do you realize? It is not too well, normal would be a definite answer "No" and go. Or at least made the indifferent and went. But make no mistake, the answer has to be concrete, if the dolled much, there is definitely a wild lie, lie is more than the classic "in 5 min I get, I'm two blocks away." If you say things like "Noooo, nothing to do with my love, in any sense, what makes you think that?" No, no, no, you're like when you were 18 "do not believe it either Karina Jelinek.
but we are not there, we can continue putting together our case examples.
Women: Look, I cooked love, all day I was getting ready this surprise. I decided to wait as I never cook with food made to see what you thought. I've been practicing all day, I bought ingredients that did not even know existed and even had to pluck a chicken with a spoon (it was a complicated recipe.) Sit down dale, tested and tell me if you like. Male
: (Sits and test ) Hmmm ... Women
: So? What? ( with expectant faces, but rather waiting, no waiting "I'm being to operate and only local anesthesia put me" )
Man: Actually, quite kid che. This steak is all burned on the outside and raw inside, indeed, I think I feel he is still breathing, if you get a bit you can hear plead not eat it. Besides, I think you're eating mashed potatoes, something incredibly amazing. Just because you're eating a steak mashed me, but for the fact that any one was able to eat the paste amorphous. You know what? Better leave it right there, I ask for a pizza quiet and let this cook for tomorrow when the employee comes to her if you know what that does, do you give?
do not know if it's well worth che, rather a "rich is fat" and eat a touch and it was ugly. It is much better than seeing the face you get when you danced on a malambo pride and dedication. It breaks your heart. Separate that night you sleep alone.
While I think the arguments are more than enough, I will close the post with a classic.
Women: What are you thinking? Male
: In this brunette terrible is happening out there in front, you see that the skirt cortita? This beautiful bitch, naked, full of honey, a piletita of those inflatable chair, rubbing against the girl in the cafe that we used to go always, remember? The home corner. Basically think of it, why?
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