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home one day.

Arnet girl: Hi, I'm calling to offer a promotion to put internet on this line. Pato

: No thanks, I have two lines in this house, the other already has internet, so walking is not worth putting into this as well. Arnet

gir l: Well, but this promotion is great, enable internet on this line and you have cheaper internet and phone all together, more expensive than you are paying for the other line. Pato

: Yeah great, but the other line is on the second floor of the house, along with computers, internet put down here, drop the other and start pulling cables 20 meters is a little annoying is not it? Arnet

gir l: Well, but this promotion is great. Pato

: Yeah, I said it. I do not think it is interesting che. The only way I would be here internet if you send me a free wi fi router, now called to see what it was and they told me I had to pay, which I'm not interested in making che ... Arnet

girl: Well let me see. (Click Click) Yeah, no problem, we send you the router for free we? Pato

: Let's see, short, did you offer me free local calls, internet wi fi for a mega and send me the free wi fi router? Everything X $ right? Arnet

girl: Yes, this promotion is great. Pato

: Well give forth. Thanks. Arnet

girl: So long, you will enjoy it.

The idea was that within five business days would reach the router in order to install it now and start enjoying the promotion (which was nice).

a few days, I wake up and my grandmother tells me that a package arrived for me and that she had just received. I notice if it was what I had to send indeed was a package of Arnet, but it was an ugly NO wi fi modem. Inflated balls with a neck with mumps Arnet call to tell me what the hell I was sent.

After a few minutes in line with the classic waiting music. Arnet

girl 2: Hello my name is "name of the mine, how I can help? Pato

: Hello how are you going? Look I have a problem, they told me I was going to send a wi fi router and sent me an ordinary modem. There must have been a mistake in shipping. Arnet

girl 2: Okay let me check. (Waiting music for a while) No sir, here as I figure that you should send him a dual modem. Pato

: Come again, I was told that I was going to send a wi fi router, I was sent, what you say above is right? Arnet

girl 2: So I figure here sir. Pato

: I figure you do not really care why, I promised me one thing, they sent me another. Done. That's the problem. Send me what I was told I would be sent, and all good. Arnet

girl 2: I know sir, let me communicate with the department "I have no idea how to solve this." Pato

: Dale.

waiting music again for a few minutes.

Arnet boy: Hello my name is "second asshole of the day" what I can help? Pato

: I still have exactly the same problem for you to tell that I attended earlier. Arnet

boy: What problem? Pato

: I was told I was going to send a wi fi router and sent me a modem comunacho. Arnet

boy: Let me check. (Musiquita again) No, sir, here as I figure that you should send him a dual modem. Pato

: (Having a déjà vu) Let's see, what appears there, or not, I care less about political stability in Korea. All I know is that I was promised a wi fi router and I sent him, okay? Do something about it, give me a response, and if you can not or do not you know, pass me to someone who does. Arnet

boy: Wait for me a little while and I communicate with the department of "clearly I have no idea how to fix this so I sent him the bard to another." Pato

, and tell what the problem is, if I get to repeat once again going to give me a stroke.

And we go back to waiting music that gives you more impotence than steroids.

Arnet girl 3: Hello my name is "another one, yeah, post, another" what I can help? Pato

: I guess you already reported my problem. Arnet

girl 3: What problem? Pato

: I getting screwed? Do I have to repeat it to each serving? I should have sent a wi fi router, I sent a common modem. Arnet

girl 3 : Okay let me check. (Waiting music for a while) No sir, here as I figure that you should send him a dual modem. Pato

: They're all saying the same thing! They make me jump from department to department as a squat and nobody gives an answer about anything! Everybody tells me the same boludez, I DO NOT CARE WHAT IT SAYS THERE IN YOUR little screen, I was promised one thing and I did not get. Arnet

girl 3 : Well but how sure you are promised a wi fi router? Pato

: Of course I'm sure, do you perhaps do not record all conversations? Listen to the last conversation on this line and go! Arnet

girl 3: Sure, but you signed and accepted the receiving modem, that means you agreed with what he received. Pato

: Listen, I got my grandmother, who is part of 98% of Argentina's population that have the slightest fucking idea how to differentiate a common modem router wi fi. How the fuck you expect him to account? If you come to realize I dressed up King Kong and I climbed the tallest building to find a dance rap. Arnet

girl 3: Well if he wants to send the router, but will have to pay the fee. Pato

: I promised free and are free to send me. Arnet

girl 3 : But that can not. Pato

: The ONLY reason I accepted this offer of crap was because the router they gave me free. Are not you going to send me free give me low because this situation is breaking my balls over a bitter neighbor. That always pricked when they fell in their yard, but it's the same shit! As is understood! Arnet

girl 3: You will communicate with the department of casualties.

waiting music again, and at this point I was sure they were trying some kind of behavioral experiment with me, Clockwork Orange style, if you now can hear that little tune again, I feel a terrible anger and begin to expect .

Arnet girl 4: Department of casualties. Pato

Give me low. Ya! Please .. Arnet

girl 4 : Could I ask why? Pato

: Because I offer things that do not comply and then treat me asshole. Arnet

girl 4: How? Pato

: I was discharged the line saying they were going to send a free wi fi router, modem they sent me a common and meaningless, as everyone told me the same thing, it's me who's wrong, it is their pantallita the pulling the post, give me low. Arnet

girl 4 : Well, but look to be paying the first month eh. Pato

: HOW? I throw up anybody, I fuck like asshole, DO I HAVE TO PAY ME? Listen, I am not going to rip shit, I'm not going to pay a shit. Arnet

girl 4: Good but the bill is going to arrive. Pato

: How fucking going to get a bill for something I did not use and sold under false concepts? "I saw old face that does not understand anything? (I heard the voice of old anyway). Arnet

girl 4: If you want then you can make a complaint about the bill, but the bill is going to arrive. I can not do anything, just let you know. Pato

: The great caramel all of you lining, DAME AND LOW, then I will undertake to make a hole bigger than Cicciolina. Arnet

girl 4 : Well please wait. (Little music while I puteaba to all relatives who invented Arnet backing, the son of a bitch who invented the call to cuckolds who made the building where they are now, and the mother who gave birth to all that Conchucos painted) Thanks for waiting. Pato

: I had no choice. Arnet

girl 4: I have just been informed that since you did not connect the modem and was discharged should not pay anything. Pato

: Obviously I'm not hooked, do not send me THINGS PROPERLY. Best time, saving me quite brothel. Still, can not be so damn well try lining people. Arnet

girl 4 : It is made of low-Mr. Pato

: Chau then (and cut).

I thought it was all over. But (yes, the post is long, was not that they liked to read?). A few days later I called Arnet.

Arnet girl 5 : Patrick? Pato

: Yeah. Arnet

girl 5: I'm calling from Arnet. Pato

: Look, I do not know if I'll offer a mp167 and I'll send a walkman, I'll promise a Van Damme and I'll send a Christian Castro, I'll promise a particle accelerator and I'll send hobo with a rope, but I'm not interested. A I'm not going to cheat again, why give? Arnet

girl 5: No, I will call internal audit, we were looking at your situation and listening to conversations, and actually decided to send the free wi fi router, but you're going up to 3 meg connection and give you 10 min per day for long distance calls, in addition to free local calls. All the same price. Pato

: I will not to believe until you actually do not have the router in my hands. Arnet

girl 5: I understand, now ask if you can please confirm my boss who understood and accepted what I said. Pato

: And good .. dale yes.

confirmed with the madman, and I just finished sending the router and doing what I said. But the anger I had to get me playing football, sorry guys, I'm going to get a footing again.

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Raccoon "Elvis Hero" (or "Vishera)

Today I saw one of the most Vishera and fats in the universe, too uncomfortable to watch. I will explain first the dress.

shirt with a button on, the bottom one, which revealed a huge rosary of wood about 3 or 4 pesos if you shit and more hair on chest Austin Powers, as if he had pulled dove from the bathtub after a shower of Chewbacca. trousers rolled up , noting his loafers without socks. The belt hung two identical cell, in two cases alike. It was already peeling, still covered his third knee with a few hairs on the sides that was long enough, two or three, no more than that. Finishing off the look with yellow teeth as you kept that if you ended up in Oz .

But unfortunately, not limited only to see it and go, nah, I had the misfortune of having my table next to the event yesterday. Did you see those people who can not talk without shouting? This crazy I'm sure it was the sensei of them all. The people round and suddenly he spoke, eardrum pain, the type highlighted some idea. If you just yell, all things considered, maybe it was not unbearable, but had a voice that made the congested Fine Nana singing a song of Miranda while you're trying to sleep next to the speaker is an experience wonderful. And incidentally, speaking in a dialect that neither could understand more closed Corrientes.

Imagine a 14 year old boy's voice changing nasal raised by howler monkeys (howler) singing "O Sole Mio" with the microphone coupling. That was more or less what I had to bank every time that guy was wrong to put a bite in the conversation.

And the pearl at a time when the guy stopped and began to move the Elvis pelvic shouting "UhUhUh" with less grace than a rubble. I do not know why he did it, but I have to say that there was no major surprise as neither side but suddenly with a thunderous lightning had been opened heaven and Aquaman had appeared in skateboard with leather jacket pipe listening to Judas Priest.

Although admittedly, you have to have guts to go against everything we know as "good taste" and unless you care about the future of the music Electrostars. Well, "music."

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Yes folks, what he craved, the raccoon comic turned from now on, if all goes well, Sunday will be a new chapter. So all the craziness, happiness and other diríjanselas to Mariano that he came back to draw yeah.

Without further ado, here you have it.