FAKIR CAMP: RELICS, JEWELRY AND ACCESSORIES
Taking all this fervor that is awakening in us, practicing Christians, the recent beatification of our beloved John Paul II, a personal friend of Monsignor Romero, let's go forward with a religious theme with wicker evident.
Ever since the strict discipline and respect, as is usual in this space with things that are serious and take into account, because the subject matter hereof not without reason.
connoisseurs say that metaespiritual what a religion is a source of energy given, for people who come to believe that that there is direct communication with the primal gods feel protected, strengthened, fires outside more estrogens, sweat less than others and belly until better without taking any kind substitute Kellogg All-Bran . It is what is known among believers as the fiber faith, an enzyme that contains mystical and divine properties benefits that help to get better and more often to the bathroom. Thus, the practice of going to the bathroom to make more water has gone, for these things of transubstantiation in which the ritual essence mutates and changes its nature, be a regular event and profane to a whole spiritual and sacred ritual.
Well, this fiber faith (as we will call from now on) is projected and radiates from rites and religious objects, which supposedly put us in contact with the sacred, the blessed ... the great mystery .
And so Relics come to be a kind of non-sexual fetishism (smile) in which an object or part of a saint (a toenail, for example) is worth veneration. Now any fan ribbons what they call popular music of the twentieth century paid a paste for a stick with which he played the unbearable sosaína Phil Collins or the bottle where Elvis kept drugs ... I must say that what is known as FF (Fan Phenomenon) , is older than Pipas Facundo . Some pre-Christian, rather. The novelty that Christianity does with his fetishes is polishing, adding value, profit in the spiritual marketplace of gullible men and women who have a good bag to deposit maravedíes under a statue of the Virgin Mary or within a Holy Grail chunga tin.
And, ultimately, pay for a dirty pants or a used syringe of Janis Joplin no longer the same as visiting the cathedral in Nuremberg to see the Holy Lance . The gospels which he used the Roman centurion Longinus to cross to Christ dying on the cross.
All this remains a kind of psychopathic paraphilia that has more to do with the mental masturbation, life dissatisfaction, the incurable human stupidity, larceny and robbery of neighbor ... or that human ancestral lair at camp and kitsch that result in an unrepentant onanism. Pajería and offal
pure and simple, whether sacred and / or profane.
Trade
relics takes place from the very beginning of Christianity. The remains and objects that had come into contact with the holy men listed on the rise, as in the bag or ebay. The more time consumption and display of these fetishes Christians has to do with the medieval and the sacking of Constantinople by the Crusaders, with the Near East, the loss of Jerusalem ... sacred relics increase market share in the XII and XII, amplify the religious fervor, encourage conversions, buttresses the faith and worship as reasons and spurs for Holy War.
briefly recall the importance they had the relics and their use in the glorious National Uprising in our country, and as the leader ( "The Leader is the sun" . Álvaro Cunqueiro dixit) always traveled with his hand Santa uncorrupted Teresa in tow (which who knows where I'd put before the Holy, because so many years of incorruption not know I ...). El Ferrol on another occasion also drew a walk to borrow and Portuguese Our Lady of Fatima in a tour divine in 48 on the road to Extremadura to Madrid to ridicule of atheists and Judeo-Masonic that vilified the benefits of the scheme.
"Operation Fatima , called the slapstick.
And since we're talking about slapstick, let us briefly name some of the sacred relics more jets than you, friends and friends of mystery and camp, not to be missed for anything in the universe, whether this attack in Big Bang or Big Crunch:
- SANTA'S BREASTS ÁGUEDA: Agatha of Catania is a powerful and gorgeous girl that it was intended a bad man, the senator Quintianus . Senator Agatha gets angry when told that she is married and with Jesus Christ and can not grant his favors to anyone, so fiery that he ordered Quintilianus sections breasts. As you can see in the painting, just above these lines, St. Agatha has her breasts on a platter like a waitress at a local restaurant for those of deconstruction to which you just ordered a pair of breasts and cheese crab dipped in cranberry sauce. Yes, no cream. The
Catania Cathedral you can see a lock of his hair, and also says that her breasts are buried under their soil.
- THE THIRTEEN LENTILS FOR THE LAST SUPPER: are preserved in the Sancta Sanctorum and the Vatican Museum thirteen lentils, tablecloth and a piece of bread from the Last Supper. What of the thirteen remaining lentils increases the likelihood that a civilian had in that cuchipanda, lentils thirteen stops for no one except a Galician. What has been called anthropological always "the shame of the Galician" : see Galicia thirteen at dinner and there is always a unique and ridiculous piece of cheese in the tray at the end that no one wants to eat.
For this reason, I see that Dan Brown and turning the key to this in the thirteen relevant lentils and Vatican conspiracy to hide the fact that the world may know that there was a diner or Carral Carballo at the Last Supper.
And if Carral, sure he even commissioned him to carry the bread.
- FEATHERS OF THE ARCHANGEL GABRIEL: Legend has it that the Archangel Gabriel was losing feathers, like a talk show of Save me - when did that performance of the Annunciation. There are at least two of the archangel feathers stuck in polls to be venerated. One in Italy, in the church Madonna di Loreto, and another in a small church in a village in Valencia. Liria. The Valencia
say that in the nineteenth century were purchased for a small fee to a Swiss monk who sold them to dozens. What we do not have is that they had found a little odd to see emaciated all barnyard chickens that had the clever monk.
- UHT MILK THE VIRGIN MARY: Semi-Skimmed, whole and skimmed milk. It remains in many places: Popolo, Oviedo, Chile ... few drops of milk fell to Mary when she was nursing the baby Jesus and that someone-the Iker Jiménez of time or a pervert had to be that someone to get to collect a few drops of milk and keep in a container-collected to donate to posterity.
of Joseph the carpenter does not keep any remaining liquid (or Grumiller) of this type. Thank God. But instead, what remains of the man himself is ...
- SIGH OF SAN JOSE: The story is as follows: Joseph the carpenter sighs after coffee in a bottle, closes an angel comes and picks up the bottle (as in MRW courier) and left in the church of Blois.
And then criticize the films of Van Damme and Chuck because they have a strong internal narrative consistency ... And walk!
- A straw from the stable of Bethlehem: A straw of the manger of Bethlehem portal preserved in Rome and said it was owned until recently by the Kings of Spain. Half the world with relics cojonudas and us what we give.
A straw.
No comment.
- A HAIR OF THE BEARD OF JESUS \u200b\u200bCHRIST: The chronicles Nemedians Philip II had a beard hair of Christ and a hair of the Virgin, like a direct ancestor of the great Marquis of Leguineche
concerned.
Siguenza said the father Philip II would have won more than 700 relics, and in their windows and cabinets kept a collection of objects and pieces religious comprising more than 300 heads and 150 arms.
If you get to be alive today, the House of Austria would destroy in
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- Holy Foreskin of Jesus Christ: "An old woman lacerated Mohel who served as the celestial cocoon, dipped it into a small vial of spikenard oil and handed it to his son, dealer in perfumes, with the admonition that did not sell. But the young disobeyed his mother and the Holy Thus began the intricate foreskin roam the world. "
A foreskin wandering the world without the consent its owner is very sad.
Mary Magdalene, Charlemagne or the Empress Irene of Byzantium would have been lucky enough to have the small little ring of flesh between his fingers.
While other 13 bits of organic matter in the area close to Jesus walk also by the basilicas of Rome, Charroux, Antwerp, Paris, Bruges, Bologna, Bensançon, Nancy, Metz, LePuy, Conques, Hildesheim and Calcata. If all bits belonging to the same man, that man must be the Sigfredi Rocco and John Holmes of the time.
even created a strange cult of the foreskin of Jesus Christ that I had joined at that time delighted: "'The sacred foreskin Christ ', published in 1907. Even a company called 'Academia Preputológica' tried to restore the abolished cult foreskin of Christ. On May 15, 1954 was held a conclave in which he submitted for discussion the proposal to restore the cult, which was repealed by a decree of 1900. Following the presentation of arguments and heated discussions, the Cardinals agreed to reject the request and upheld the conviction of the veneration of the Holy Foreskin. "
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And a fish called in his memoirs that a greedy sister ate one: "And there it was! suddenly felt - the nun - a flakes by as the shell of an egg, a completely superlative sweetness, and swallowed. Just had swallowed again, his tongue felt the sweet skin, and once again buy it. And this could do it a hundred times ... "
with how well you spend the priests and nuns out there ... what you're going to want to marry !!!???
end this religious study remembering the world step forward is still revered despite aberratio devotionis the Catholic Church imposed a few years ago because things got out of the relics and much mother, is one thing a joke and get a money from the gullible as us and another to take it all a joke and a sneeze- the Holy Spirit put in a jar, a ray of the star of Bethlehem which captured a fan, an ear of San Pedro , 60 fingers of John the Baptist or some teeth 500 cases of baby Jesus.
Luther said at the time there were enough splinters of the Cross on which Jesus died to form a forest.
But the truth is that marketing and merchandising them has worked well so far, right? The have more than 2000 years and with a good market share and a large amount of regular customers.
Greetings Jim ecumenical.
