Fiestas of those that I would lose
Last time I I went to the worst holiday of my life organized. It was basically an armed robbery heavier than any of the suburbs. The wave was so, it was a party organized by his students a faculty that were received as a reception. The entrance, a 80 soft handles under the illusion of open bar. It seemed a little sail, but was well within all, or so at least I imagined him to squat alligators I have in my wallet drop the dough. The budget bounded student is average in the same way that is half boluda Karina Jelinek.
question, I put on my suit, I get all sexy and formal and sent me to the joke, which incidentally was not the best room in the world .. not nearly. There was parking, but if it was the tail to get him there would still be trying to enter. I left him waiting in front of the alarm to sound at any time, although not one of those areas in which you can not go less than 60 km / h because you strive the wheels as you ride, it is not to make the banana and leave car anywhere with neon signs saying "Please rob me."
I enter the place, half the tables very close but well, I am calm and begin to eat snacks that were not bad, but could say that the sandwiches are not so wet my whim, I get the feeling that half grandmothers and it's all chewed up, yeah, nothing at all wavelengths. Meanwhile, a band played a touch of jazz ambient place. I call the waiter and ask him a beer, I served in a glass clearly Tom Thumb used to take shots. Could not be smaller, which of course, I got tired of calling all the time to send you a refill, the issue was that there were so many waiters for the number of people who had, so I took my two droplets beer and waited 15 minutes for another two before the young man's refusal to leave the bottle so as not to be coming all the time, like Andrew. Ends
jazz band and enter a band playing reggae version of boleros, which made him cool. Bring the entrance, two colored pancakes, one green and one pink, I have no idea what you have got because they had less taste than a watery juice, filled with cold cream corn. Too bad. An attack command in bad taste to the palate. Meanwhile, the band that was playing someone from the audience invited to paint him sing, you see "Ruben Dario Virasoro" I wanted to play alone. The vague played very well the guitar, but singing as if they were killing cats in your throat, cool.
and came just when the main course, stuffed chicken breast bad cooked with a hint of vegetables. Great. At least, meanwhile, appeared a odalisques what he lacked in good body compensates with wild movements of the hips. Enough for me, I realized that I am very easy, tell me that you dance Arabic, and I am entirely yours.
they were about to remove the dish, drop the boy and leaves a laminated piece of paper, looked at him and said price list obviously did not understand, technically, for 80 mangoes, Corrientes, I expected at least a foot massage me while I Peacock sautéed in butter with tower pampas picked by the pope. But I'm satisfied with a good meal and open bar. Pato
: Che loco what's up this? Mozo
: From now on if they ask for something, they pay me and I will bring.
Pato ( With surprised face as if he had suddenly appeared Spiderman, danced a polka and gone to the cry of "They're all fucking!" ) Are you going to say that the only thing that included the entrance was a deli food crummy and Ruben Dario singing "Surviving? Mozo
: Eh ... yeah.
Already with a touch of ass face I ordered a beer, then another, and another, and so suddenly the party was good, until we lit all the lights at 5:15 pm I turned around and grilling .
Sorry for the delay in posting, I am on the final straight and I have to pass exams on themselves or each other.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Scotch Dimpled Bottle
Some observations on religion and step II, excuse for not really disappear
According to the Islamic fundamentalist belief, if you kill yourself or die or that the jihad wave to go to heaven where 70 virgins will be waiting just for you. "And so worth dying for? Can you imagine teaching them all from zero to 70 mines?
"Go more slowly than it hurts me", "Stop so no", "What do you think that?" "Is that where you're going?", "WHAT IS THAT?". Now multiply it by 70. Difficult eh. And Ponele that So I went right after a hard work to ensure that they are all level that you want ... That's where problems arise, 70 wives! Or concubines, or partners, or as I like to call it, but .. 70! Most fart if you manage with one.
Besides, at no point nobody said women had to be What if you find yourself with 70 of these specimens ? Are 70 virgins that's for sure. Neither said they had to be trucks, may be more ugly without makeup Beatriz Solomon. Me I better not take chances. I was half gone
these days because I caught the flu flying. My nostrils apparently put a toll on my nose and the air was out of twine to pass. So I was lying in bed a looong time, it should be. Not like the old horrible the other day on the subway. Facu was going for and I get to the subway, you know, on the subway in the morning you tighter than a boa's embrace. Next to me, an old comes to cough, but not just cough, cough but that "I have more fucked up throat after singing Valeria Lynch maaaaaaaaaaas maaaaaaaaas give me every day." At first everything right, a cough, great. But did not stop, and take into account that next to me on the subway all tight. And still, clearly was totally busted. Until we gave more, not know how to get rid of him. Pato
: crazy for! I'm smoking all your germs! Tipa
: But if I'm covering the mouth che COF. Pato
: Where did you get the crazy idea that your hand is a terrific filter of all the host of bacteria that are sending the attack on my face? Tipa
: Well, I'm sick COF COF and COF to cough. Pato
: When you are so you have to stay at home, is very simple. You do not have to walk bacterial dropping bombs all over the place trying to infect the entire population. In any case, at least tené the decency not to get on the subway, here I have no way to escape from you. Tipa
: Well, COOOOOOF COF but I have to travel the same so I will hac .. COOOOOF to hac .. COOOOF ... Pato
: A do? Tipa
: COOOOOOOJJJJJGGGGFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Duck, Dale, and can not speak. Already.
And since I started to talk until I stopped, it became a circle around the chick, I ran to get something out of range of its biological weapons attack, and he kept me that way until I got off. Still, she apparently won, which was I was in bed. All
According to the Islamic fundamentalist belief, if you kill yourself or die or that the jihad wave to go to heaven where 70 virgins will be waiting just for you. "And so worth dying for? Can you imagine teaching them all from zero to 70 mines?
"Go more slowly than it hurts me", "Stop so no", "What do you think that?" "Is that where you're going?", "WHAT IS THAT?". Now multiply it by 70. Difficult eh. And Ponele that So I went right after a hard work to ensure that they are all level that you want ... That's where problems arise, 70 wives! Or concubines, or partners, or as I like to call it, but .. 70! Most fart if you manage with one.
Besides, at no point nobody said women had to be What if you find yourself with 70 of these specimens ? Are 70 virgins that's for sure. Neither said they had to be trucks, may be more ugly without makeup Beatriz Solomon. Me I better not take chances. I was half gone
these days because I caught the flu flying. My nostrils apparently put a toll on my nose and the air was out of twine to pass. So I was lying in bed a looong time, it should be. Not like the old horrible the other day on the subway. Facu was going for and I get to the subway, you know, on the subway in the morning you tighter than a boa's embrace. Next to me, an old comes to cough, but not just cough, cough but that "I have more fucked up throat after singing Valeria Lynch maaaaaaaaaaas maaaaaaaaas give me every day." At first everything right, a cough, great. But did not stop, and take into account that next to me on the subway all tight. And still, clearly was totally busted. Until we gave more, not know how to get rid of him. Pato
: crazy for! I'm smoking all your germs! Tipa
: But if I'm covering the mouth che COF. Pato
: Where did you get the crazy idea that your hand is a terrific filter of all the host of bacteria that are sending the attack on my face? Tipa
: Well, I'm sick COF COF and COF to cough. Pato
: When you are so you have to stay at home, is very simple. You do not have to walk bacterial dropping bombs all over the place trying to infect the entire population. In any case, at least tené the decency not to get on the subway, here I have no way to escape from you. Tipa
: Well, COOOOOOF COF but I have to travel the same so I will hac .. COOOOOF to hac .. COOOOF ... Pato
: A do? Tipa
: COOOOOOOJJJJJGGGGFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Duck, Dale, and can not speak. Already.
And since I started to talk until I stopped, it became a circle around the chick, I ran to get something out of range of its biological weapons attack, and he kept me that way until I got off. Still, she apparently won, which was I was in bed. All
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Starchoice Motorola Remotes
well with those advertisements directed exclusively to its target group, but must also take into account that other people watch TV at the same time and to see that, or sickened more than finding a piece of lint at the bottom of the jar of mayonnaise or les goes into a wild brawl. Advertisements
as Mr. Muscle or Yogurísimo, dedicated to those mothers housewives totally useless propaganda about how much you save by buying their crap product. Unfortunately I can not find the video on youtube, but there was one in which a mine had been walking down the street and saw them all go through the open mouth (forzadísimo gesture and very poor quality). When he entered the shop and was telling the attending price yogurt new mine opened his mouth. If you agree, please do not kill me, I know, you want to immolate in the middle of Danone.
And worse, the winners of the "disgusted you free" every year in which issued, are definitely those that are aimed at women-only issues.
She is 20% of women that is beautiful, she is part of 30% of women who kill a man with only his eyes, but is also part of 95% of women with vaginal yeast.
Never in my most creative days I'll be able to invent such a thing, I do not rightly advertising, of course, mine are that and go straight to buy your crema. Che if I am part of that I'm 95% sure of the others too! I want to be beautiful! Give me 30 of these creams, please. If indeed this is what went through your head that decided to go forward with this idea, are plainly some assholes for the next call to Toti Ciliberto to become one of hemorrhoids. Of course, no youtube found this advertising to illustrate better.
The other time, what was the trigger for this post, I was watching TV and became an advertisement for a new re tissues taken over. The mine was doing the advertising said, " know that sometimes when we have our period, it also removes droplets ?".... urine
... ...
Seh So as you read.
I want to call me at cell death. There can be things like that should be prohibited in a medium that is accessible to everyone! What are you looking for? You want to generate a phobia?
I have the quality to imagine, and many details, everything I read, tell me, tell me, and so on. The image generated in my head after that will haunt me in nightmares for the next ten years.
And better not talk about the old constipated for Activia ads.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Customized Football Visor
What interests me is the attitude
Yeah, tits and ass help, whatever look at a man the mines, too. But ultimately, like it or not, like it or not, how sexy is attitude.
casual is not a theory, is more than proven. The law of the funnel is not a joke, check it every day at least twice a block walk to wherever. Ugly people, ugly, too ugly, ugly to win, ad honorem ugly, ugly as a young pigeon as Jairo Patiño running as two sucking a lemon, as a daring adventure thong between the buttocks of any fat runner, like licking the crotch of Mercedes Sosa after a month without shaving or how to make your home one evening tired of laburo and is Moyano in your bed in garter oiled pulling honey touching her nipples. Well, those people, people absolutely beautiful. And it seems to me perfect, because as I said, sexy is attitude. Listen, if Ricky Maravilla mines rose, definitely something fishy is going on all around should not be in the picture. And not even think about me that is for silver, because Ricky Maravilla is drier than the belly of the old commercials for Activia. Know
attitude that I do not mean to be a cat, that's not sexy, is fat. Still, if we see one of the cats in the magazines do not think you find someone who will say no, but only because we are bombarded with images more fully suggestive Photoshop that photos of Susana Gimenez in People magazine.
Attitude is everything from the image, not the physical image, to the view that one can have with respect to the traditional Italian opera. Everything. It's what you say, how to do and where to aim. I imagine that the vast majority of those who come here, be with a person you can not have a normal conversation is more annoying than the spam that sends you an SMS Movistar, by the way, NO! I will not give it to send 333 to win a Grand Vitara, your promotion but I suck an egg that the dignity of Nestor Kirchner (to any of the K for that matter). That is the advantage of msn, with that you'll pull the card to touch whether or not the two fingers of forehead.
The attitude is basically what you generate in the other. The ability one has to convey a feeling cornered by the words, gestures or silences. And that, that's what sexy.
Yeah, tits and ass help, whatever look at a man the mines, too. But ultimately, like it or not, like it or not, how sexy is attitude.
casual is not a theory, is more than proven. The law of the funnel is not a joke, check it every day at least twice a block walk to wherever. Ugly people, ugly, too ugly, ugly to win, ad honorem ugly, ugly as a young pigeon as Jairo Patiño running as two sucking a lemon, as a daring adventure thong between the buttocks of any fat runner, like licking the crotch of Mercedes Sosa after a month without shaving or how to make your home one evening tired of laburo and is Moyano in your bed in garter oiled pulling honey touching her nipples. Well, those people, people absolutely beautiful. And it seems to me perfect, because as I said, sexy is attitude. Listen, if Ricky Maravilla mines rose, definitely something fishy is going on all around should not be in the picture. And not even think about me that is for silver, because Ricky Maravilla is drier than the belly of the old commercials for Activia. Know
attitude that I do not mean to be a cat, that's not sexy, is fat. Still, if we see one of the cats in the magazines do not think you find someone who will say no, but only because we are bombarded with images more fully suggestive Photoshop that photos of Susana Gimenez in People magazine.
Attitude is everything from the image, not the physical image, to the view that one can have with respect to the traditional Italian opera. Everything. It's what you say, how to do and where to aim. I imagine that the vast majority of those who come here, be with a person you can not have a normal conversation is more annoying than the spam that sends you an SMS Movistar, by the way, NO! I will not give it to send 333 to win a Grand Vitara, your promotion but I suck an egg that the dignity of Nestor Kirchner (to any of the K for that matter). That is the advantage of msn, with that you'll pull the card to touch whether or not the two fingers of forehead.
The attitude is basically what you generate in the other. The ability one has to convey a feeling cornered by the words, gestures or silences. And that, that's what sexy.
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