Thursday, May 14, 2009

Scotch Dimpled Bottle

Some observations on religion and step II, excuse for not really disappear

According to the Islamic fundamentalist belief, if you kill yourself or die or that the jihad wave to go to heaven where 70 virgins will be waiting just for you. "And so worth dying for? Can you imagine teaching them all from zero to 70 mines?
"Go more slowly than it hurts me", "Stop so no", "What do you think that?" "Is that where you're going?", "WHAT IS THAT?". Now multiply it by 70. Difficult eh. And Ponele that So I went right after a hard work to ensure that they are all level that you want ... That's where problems arise, 70 wives! Or concubines, or partners, or as I like to call it, but .. 70! Most fart if you manage with one.
Besides, at no point nobody said women had to be What if you find yourself with 70 of these specimens ? Are 70 virgins that's for sure. Neither said they had to be trucks, may be more ugly without makeup Beatriz Solomon. Me I better not take chances. I was half gone

these days because I caught the flu flying. My nostrils apparently put a toll on my nose and the air was out of twine to pass. So I was lying in bed a looong time, it should be. Not like the old horrible the other day on the subway. Facu was going for and I get to the subway, you know, on the subway in the morning you tighter than a boa's embrace. Next to me, an old comes to cough, but not just cough, cough but that "I have more fucked up throat after singing Valeria Lynch maaaaaaaaaaas maaaaaaaaas give me every day." At first everything right, a cough, great. But did not stop, and take into account that next to me on the subway all tight. And still, clearly was totally busted. Until we gave more, not know how to get rid of him. Pato

: crazy for! I'm smoking all your germs! Tipa
: But if I'm covering the mouth che COF. Pato
: Where did you get the crazy idea that your hand is a terrific filter of all the host of bacteria that are sending the attack on my face? Tipa
: Well, I'm sick COF COF and COF to cough. Pato
: When you are so you have to stay at home, is very simple. You do not have to walk bacterial dropping bombs all over the place trying to infect the entire population. In any case, at least tené the decency not to get on the subway, here I have no way to escape from you. Tipa
: Well, COOOOOOF COF but I have to travel the same so I will hac .. COOOOOF to hac .. COOOOF ... Pato
: A do? Tipa
: COOOOOOOJJJJJGGGGFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Duck, Dale, and can not speak. Already.

And since I started to talk until I stopped, it became a circle around the chick, I ran to get something out of range of its biological weapons attack, and he kept me that way until I got off. Still, she apparently won, which was I was in bed. All

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