- Man: You know the other time was watching a TV show where they said the Wright brothers when they switched sides constantly debated periodically make thing a bit more balanced debate . We should do that to solve our problems.
- Women : Hmmm do not know, I do not think things can be applied discussions to a relationship. It seems to me that the only thing we do is resentment and perhaps even hurt us.
- Man: Nah, but Think it, we would be forced to see the point of view of others, consider their arguments as if they were our own. I think it would help.
- Women : Maybe, you're right.
- Man: No, I have not.
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Finally to complete your registration online to prove he is human:
When he died Bambi's mom How do you feel?
A) Very sad.
B) I can not process feelings.
Bots: No lie.
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The Facebook made the lives of those faced by "common tastes" a lot easier, a hard look at the profile and presto:
Faced : My favorite bands? Hmmm Manic Street Preachers Belinda. Mina
: Those are two of my favorites! Faced
: Oh, and I also like riding a pony dressed as batman.
Mina: I thought I was the only one who liked it! Definitely should have wild sex. Faced
: Well, my favorite position is the helicopter inverted on the desert. Mina
: 'I can not CRE-ER! It is mine too! We now
Years of collecting information on one page summary.
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The time it takes two people to go buy a shirt depends on only one factor, sex.
Two men in a house of clothes :
- Man 1: Do you think this?
- Men 2: Give one, Let's take her.
A man and a woman :
- Men: Do you think this?
- Male: Nah, fijate this, you better cut and color goes best with your skin tone.
- Men: Give one, we take that.
Two women :
- Woman 1: Do you think this?
- Woman 2: Nah, I think this one is a better option.
- Women 1: Hmmm do not know, because notice how this is more versatile, you can use almost anything.
Two hours later.
- Woman 1: Well, but then this one has a better fall, the other hangs a lot.
- Woman 2: No but it makes a lot of floats, does not suit me.
- Seller: If you are not going to buy anything go away, we are closing.
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