Who does not like concerts? They are one of those moments where wastage adrenaline, where you can enjoy the band you like playing for you a couple of feet and feel the music all over your body. Cool. But they are also meeting places for some funny characters, some disturbing and sickening some directly, like taking out without gloves hairs from the shower of a locker room of a bar of truckers. Here are some:
- The Fat Sweaty : All recitals will find at least one of these specimens. Now, what does vary is the fact whether or not the shirt on. Rolling In recitals, Lice and this wave has no shirt key and you'll have to sweat mayst smoke a pipe with chopped salami smell. In contrast, in recital de Miranda!, Babasónicos, etc., have a tight shirt matambre where we will see these halos to have jumped on two topics.
- The Poguero : This is a fully drawn character, and I think, just because the truth I'm not sure that exists only in Argentina. I'm not talking about people who are out in recitals of Korn or Pantera, anyone out there is, but of those who agitate in recitals or totally meaningless issues such as this and lived it, people that when I was playing The Police Every Breath Take You jumped taken as if the floor burn. I flew singing listening to Roger Waters Comfortably Numb and brought forward pogueando like La Renga. All well with the chipped removed, but when the subject deserves, in a performance of Sonata, Nightwish, Ozzy, etc.
- The Superfan : We know all the issues of memory, all letters, all names of members of the band, the name of the leads, the soundman, the crazy lights, he wrote a note on them in a magazine. If you have at hand, you'll suffer like mine on a diet at Christmas, you will not be able to hear anything because you're going to be screaming in your ear and will mourn more than Velez Nazarene. Important recommendation, if you see it, stay away.
- The Fan wink wink, know only one or two issues, no more. Is quiet and calm throughout the concert waiting for the touch, and when they do, it becomes a mixture of poguero and superfan, jumping out and screaming like a theme to vindicate for all time quiet and enforce the hundred mangoes hurt entry.
- La Minita Upset that people climb : "I see nothing! We raise please" and automatically covered his vision of at least twenty people behind her. Although an exceedingly fucks that you have to run around to see because there is a mad over a thin, is too funny to hear how many things that scream to get off. You have to have steel eggs bancarte all that tangle of insults. Guachón Yayo and kindergarten are as babes in next to the magnificent obscenities that can get to hear such cases.
- La Minita that measures 1.20 : Some of these fall into the former category, but not all. There are some that are as far forward as possible to see something, because in the field, unless you have more than 1.80 midas a limited and you can breathe unless Sandro. Before the start of the recital, to be ahead is not a hassle, but when it starts, hard, being a minita 1.20, you can support the weight of all the people pushing you against the railing. Result: Terms fainting in the medical tent. I do not understand why not take audience, knowing that this is going to happen.
- He who goes with his girlfriend : This is easy to identify, is that since coming to the concert ending is at least one hand on the shoulder of the mine. Remains fixed during the breaks and so on. The hand on the shoulder is unconditional. Droplet or two things hit so hard.
- The Grumpy Bajonero : The performances are moments of happiness and excitement, but this character does not understand those feelings. I do not know if it was required, or because they gave the entrance and had no friends who give it and would not go throwing it, or simply idiot. Is the one that gets angry when people jump, if people sing, if people yell, if people breathe, if people sweat, if people look to the side, if the light that illuminates the stage next to he and the reflection as that gives a touch in the left eye and remind you of your bad childhood. Basically, fuck you all, and maintains an ass face important as it is able to sit in an ice cream and say what flavor it is.
- The Cocacolero / Saladixero / Garrapiñero / Etc : After struggling for at least half an hour to make place in the sea of \u200b\u200bbodies and find the perfect place from which to see, take this gentleman asking permission, you run and has some fucking and you out there. Not to mention when you drop a glass of coca enterito in your head, now you'll have not only smell when you leave Inca cemetery but that aside you will be more mellow than Winnie Pooh.
Now yes, I hope its aggregates.
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