Sunday, March 6, 2011

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WORST INVENTIONS OF HUMANITY



friends of Jim Bazaar, but the thing that seems most obvious, of course we have not reached this stage of development and unstoppable progress in the so-called Western civilization (hippie century after he did those miracles with the loaves and fishes) or just because of mere fluke.
Someone had to invent from scratch the pencil sharpener, the Iphone, the Mexican poncho or milk powder we use everyday. There have always been there, this is more a reminder for younger generations, who seem to not realize a lot of these things, "have not been created by infused knowledge and has not stopped one morning God or some higher Elemental on a deserted beach to pick them up at dusk and enjoy of them without the effort involved in its creation, as if fallen fruit of a tree.
No, God does not usually do things like that. It is much more subtle and bastard.


So it had to be the human mind and its creative pack of neurons for which, from time immemorial, have had to surrender to the exquisite art of creation, of constant trial and error, the task of imagining bullrings and artifacts to enhance the delicate position of human beings in the natural world and so get some survival advantage to other carnivores, making it more comfortable his brief tour of this nonsense of being alive or simulate it.
The reverse of this activity human maker (the Homo Faber, men who do things) would be those inventions that instead of making life easier, what they have done is complicárnosla.
So it seems clear that both Leonardo, Edison or Benjamin Franklin as Curie and other brilliant minds that would never have invented:



- IMEDIA GLUE: An adhesive plaster far worse than that which was achieved by mixing flour with sugar and hot water. Do not hit the Imedio nor adhesive stickers that were already behind, which is saying.
mean, that's arms broken porcelain figures from Avon and soaps or talk. The same effect that if we tried to stick with saliva or rain water.

Imedio Glue was invented in the distant year 35 the druggist Imedio Gregorio, which must be recognized-but as a concept or juntapiezasrotas glue ... was an attempt to completely wrong- merit as avant-garde creative cuisine of the time, as a cloud of dry glue on mirror Imedio middle finger (it could be served with a little grid notebook paper) has always been a delicacy for any child, for very little glutton who this was or is.
And part of a diet suitable for the infant.
In short, we have before us the worst glue, but more flavorful and balanced, the history of mankind.







- TOILET PAPER "ELEPHANT" A English product 100% manufactured by the English Paper for the personal hygiene of the Celts. Something
Show Celtiberia typical of that great intellectual bizarre was our beloved Luis Carandell.
a medical device was brown, rough and hard as the sand that made the action to evacuate and clean the delicate anal and perianal area in a torture type Malaya Drop or worse. The good part was that novel and while sweeping those areas, also shaved, with its intense action polish, shoes and sandpaper.

A brown toilet paper to deposit in the brown stuff (well Pensao, bushing, so that stand less!) and also non-laser pluck ... Who gives more?
The only thing is because I never understand the use of noble proboscidean to denote a tissue whose sole purpose is to enjoy ourselves by ...


- CLOTHES FOR DOGS: The canine fashion is to start distributing "hollows of hosts" designers and owners of dogs and do not stop in three weeks. Indie
dog coats, dog booties black & pink, panties to heat with little hearts ... the atrocities perpetrated by the human race against the worthy descendants of wolves can be found in some websites ( http://www.kukasworld.com/spa/category/00001.html ) and non-joke. A niche market
obscene, embarrassing and ridiculous, it also violates the principle to the principle of mutual respect that should exist between man and animal, and considers the dog with decency and self-respect enough to not end up making a ridiculous experiment at the mercy of any blunder in bad taste that the owner was bipedal comes to mind. That again
legalize garrote, please ... for the dignity of the puppies!!






- THE IBERTREN: do not know, kid, ask for a Scalextric, The Magic Borrás, Big Box Games Geyper Meeting, the Magic Bottle ... joke but what can be watching for hours, afternoons and evenings (without having to intervene at all) a channel through which passes a lonely and sad little train cars going round and round and round between houses plastic figurines Reviewers tunnels petrified or papier-mâché?
Is not this rather strange behavior for a child and, more, more for an adult?
What is the activity of the brain to dull and listless stimulus size?

A neurological study of University of Kentucky in 1978 on the ground that the lack Ibertren fans, like psychopaths, capacity for empathy, as the different positron emission tomography (PET) taken during the course of this activity have indicated that prefrontal lobe Ibertren fans is down for several hours a day because of this game inducer of psychopathy groups.




- GRASS NOT STICK: A scoop away without stick is an invention of the dumbest in the world (having it with a stick, of course), and still sells as there are humans who inexplicably used this instrument of the devil to voluntarily annoyed the spine and kidneys.

Why stoop if we can help? Why not stick brooms no game or golf clubs without a stick? Do you have any explanation for this artifact that I not know? Are you in cleaning the lint catcher of the corridor with no stick some arcane or esoteric ritual is just another example of stupid repertoire of human invention and its lethal use?

Finally, who may prefer a catcher without a stick with him or play golf with a stick without a mast?


- ANSWERING MACHINE: Llamas someone or something and a recorded voice Hal 9000 type or the robot from "Forbidden Planet" tells you to leave your message at the beep ... but let's face it, who leaves his post to hear the signal? To whom, with half a brain and 100 mg of common sense, not gets an uneasy feeling of making a fool with a cold machine when this happens? He invented the answering machine which I think has been underutilized since its birth in 1935 as a matter of elementary self-censorship and self-respect.

- ... piiiiiiiiiiiiii ... hello cariño, estoy en el trabajo y solamente llamaba para decirte que ahora mismo me estoy tocando, dándome placer, pues me apetece mucho tener sexo salvaje contigo... gracias y llámame cuando puedas... piiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Calla, coño, calentorra, que le estás hablando a una máquina que ni siente ni padece ni se excita así como así.



- LOS RELOJES O MÁQUINAS DE FICHAR: Uno de los inventos más perniciosos que ha imaginado y fabricado la malévola creatividad humana, y que ha contribuido a hacer todavía más invivible la historia de las relaciones laborales humanas. Una forma de control masiva que ha ocasionado y continúa causing damages to a large part of humanity proletarian active.

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And more, much as the cards are left each other for the records into two in the afternoon.




- Bike: A widget sports equivocal, at best, can be used for its intended purpose for a couple of weeks until they inevitably collapse just behind a door , climbs into the attic to allow rust or used as a bike "aesthetic", to put clothes on ironing or no longer used.

Remember a little tensioners those of 80, who spent more time in the drawer forgotten that expansion or contraction.

Both instruments are part of a basic thermodynamic principle: sport at home is demotivating and doomed to failure. Always.


Another invention that failed would Paper Ma pen with eraser will ink the only thing he did was punch the paper (ie, that rather than remove disintegrated) or the kitchen wall clocks with that unbearable, compulsive playing tic-tac in the silence of the night inside our heads, helmets, headphones also those of the 80 who were pushing While always ended up causing headaches and migraines several or so-called "pocket books" 750 pages, of course, do not fit in any pocket that measures no less than 2.30 meters wide by 1.50 .
human imagination most vile and corrupt the service of evil in this also the findings and patents, of course.


Greetings Jim and to invent them.

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