friends of Jim Bazaar, but the thing that seems most obvious, of course we have not reached this stage of development and unstoppable progress in the so-called Western civilization (hippie century after he did those miracles with the loaves and fishes) or just because of mere fluke.
Someone had to invent from scratch the pencil sharpener, the Iphone, the Mexican poncho or milk powder we use everyday. There have always been there, this is more a reminder for younger generations, who seem to not realize a lot of these things, "have not been created by infused knowledge and has not stopped one morning God or some higher Elemental on a deserted beach to pick them up at dusk and enjoy of them without the effort involved in its creation, as if fallen fruit of a tree.
No, God does not usually do things like that. It is much more subtle and bastard.
mean, that's arms broken porcelain figures from Avon and soaps or talk. The same effect that if we tried to stick with saliva or rain water.
And part of a diet suitable for the infant.
- TOILET PAPER "ELEPHANT" A English product 100% manufactured by the English Paper for the personal hygiene of the Celts. Something
Show Celtiberia typical of that great intellectual bizarre was our beloved Luis Carandell.
a medical device was brown, rough and hard as the sand that made the action to evacuate and clean the delicate anal and perianal area in a torture type Malaya Drop or worse. The good part was that novel and while sweeping those areas, also shaved, with its intense action polish, shoes and sandpaper.
A brown toilet paper to deposit in the brown stuff (well Pensao, bushing, so that stand less!) and also non-laser pluck ... Who gives more?
The only thing is because I never understand the use of noble proboscidean to denote a tissue whose sole purpose is to enjoy ourselves by ...
- CLOTHES FOR DOGS: The canine fashion is to start distributing "hollows of hosts" designers and owners of dogs and do not stop in three weeks. Indie
dog coats, dog booties black & pink, panties to heat with little hearts ... the atrocities perpetrated by the human race against the worthy descendants of wolves can be found in some websites ( http://www.kukasworld.com/spa/category/00001.html ) and non-joke. A niche market
obscene, embarrassing and ridiculous, it also violates the principle to the principle of mutual respect that should exist between man and animal, and considers the dog with decency and self-respect enough to not end up making a ridiculous experiment at the mercy of any blunder in bad taste that the owner was bipedal comes to mind. That again
legalize garrote, please ... for the dignity of the puppies!!
A neurological study of University of Kentucky in 1978 on the ground that the lack Ibertren fans, like psychopaths, capacity for empathy, as the different positron emission tomography (PET) taken during the course of this activity have indicated that prefrontal lobe Ibertren fans is down for several hours a day because of this game inducer of psychopathy groups.
- GRASS NOT STICK: A scoop away without stick is an invention of the dumbest in the world (having it with a stick, of course), and still sells as there are humans who inexplicably used this instrument of the devil to voluntarily annoyed the spine and kidneys.
- ANSWERING MACHINE: Llamas someone or something and a recorded voice Hal 9000 type or the robot from "Forbidden Planet" tells you to leave your message at the beep ... but let's face it, who leaves his post to hear the signal? To whom, with half a brain and 100 mg of common sense, not gets an uneasy feeling of making a fool with a cold machine when this happens? He invented the answering machine which I think has been underutilized since its birth in 1935 as a matter of elementary self-censorship and self-respect.
- ... piiiiiiiiiiiiii ... hello cariño, estoy en el trabajo y solamente llamaba para decirte que ahora mismo me estoy tocando, dándome placer, pues me apetece mucho tener sexo salvaje contigo... gracias y llámame cuando puedas... piiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Calla, coño, calentorra, que le estás hablando a una máquina que ni siente ni padece ni se excita así como así.
- LOS RELOJES O MÁQUINAS DE FICHAR: Uno de los inventos más perniciosos que ha imaginado y fabricado la malévola creatividad humana, y que ha contribuido a hacer todavía más invivible la historia de las relaciones laborales humanas. Una forma de control masiva que ha ocasionado y continúa causing damages to a large part of humanity proletarian active.
officialsAnd more, much as the cards are left each other for the records into two in the afternoon.
- Bike: A widget sports equivocal, at best, can be used for its intended purpose for a couple of weeks until they inevitably collapse just behind a door , climbs into the attic to allow rust or used as a bike "aesthetic", to put clothes on ironing or no longer used.
Remember a little tensioners those of 80, who spent more time in the drawer forgotten that expansion or contraction.
Both instruments are part of a basic thermodynamic principle: sport at home is demotivating and doomed to failure. Always.
Greetings Jim and to invent them.
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