I admit, every time I speak or see images related to the concept "extreme sports or" , head tilted to me, I start yawning a state prisoner of incipient drowsiness and my body takes over completely indifferent to me runs from beginning to end.
My quota of thrills, adventures need to live in extreme and dangerous life of shocks, is more than covered when I get the electric bill every two months or after seeing the reckless bestseller list for nonfiction in a week.
My quota of thrills, adventures need to live in extreme and dangerous life of shocks, is more than covered when I get the electric bill every two months or after seeing the reckless bestseller list for nonfiction in a week.
most dangerous activities I have practiced throughout my life may well have been the cheap tennis racquet of Carrefour, playing football on a Saturday afternoon in the rain, two days repeating the same clothes Inside, read a book by Paulo Coelho (The Alchemist) or in the gym shower without flip flops, with the reckless risk that poses to the physical safety of any of catching syphilis, scurvy, Ebola or something even much worse: the chicken pox, as it comes on Wikipedia Medical.
years ago in my previous life existed a buddy who was determined to go with him and other adventurers weekend to climb in hang gliding.
I would say that having a comfortable sofa and a good movie on TV that was what I need to move around on a Saturday 200 miles, climb a precipice and throw from there climbed up a rickety structure with an aluminum triangular piece of cloth on top for the wind to carry me to his fancy, from one side to another ... like I lost the little sense I have left.
to invent chewing gum of adrenaline, I'll pass. I'm more the type of when the mountain comes to me ... runs because it's a landslide.
Well, after this short preface, let the matter we are concerned, which is none other than the new extreme sports, much more daring, bold and daring those weekend planned by agency Mandria bragazas type Borjamaris and snowboarding, paragliding, Airsoft, rafting, etc. .
- FAMILY CHRISTMAS DINNER: Two notes: in Christmas drink more than usual and there are always families and resentments grudge concealed, veiled, latent inheritance disputes unresolved undue appropriation of property, guarantees not returned ... feelings all cowering under the patina of a good relationship family, waiting to implode at any given time and thus trigger the apocalypse, the necessary catharsis and subsequent atonement group.
For many the reality is like a hallucination caused by lack of alcohol.
December 24. A house. Twelve or thirteen people, including brothers and nephews. Ready to serve the main course, which is the seafood cocktail.
Thing, drama development, could be more or less like this:
- ... Mama, Mama, the cousin Juanín not want to leave me the remote control car.
- Do not brought yours, Luisin? Well, to remember again, you know that your cousin does not like leaving her things to anyone ...
- Well, that depends on the person and ask how the mother's cousin, John goes into action "My son is very generous with his own.
- Yes, as you ...- Luisin mother mumbled, barely audible.
- Rosman something going around? If I have something to say tell me in the face, eh ...
- Let woman, you know what your sister ... - Juanín father, who is coming to take the pots with the office, stick trick.
- What am I? - Luisin mother.
- That, that ... How is my wife? "- The father of Luisin that gives out drinking fine thing to intercede with his wife.
- As we leave, it's Christmas right? - Juanín grandmother and mother both Louisiana and disputing calls for peace, calm, quiet Christmas.
- Ya, but your daughter, the list always has to throw a jab, it came with a dad sisarle the guarantee to the floor, never returned it ... that this is very nice living as a marquise, without giving stick to water ...
- Papa Do not put on this, it's not like you say it, snake, you're a malmetedora and a snake! At least not borrowing to walk ... those services that you have you and your husband ...
- Look pretty, I always ask for it back.
- what have you been spent on Bingo that I gave Mom two years ago too?
- My husband works and has her own business, not yours that ...
- Yes, and it pays its employees well and told me what kind of places frequented from time to time ...
- Hey, hey, tell the calibrated your sister to be quiet, at least I've mounted my business and do not take two-year low as Rafael vague, that many trade unions UGT and not to stick water and live the story while others ... - Husband, entrepreneur and tipsy.
- Vago me? I can be lazy but you what you are is a shit and put it john cheated on your wife with everything that moves and also spent the salaries of its employees and ... Bingo!
And it goes in crescendo, shouting and insults racy, while the mother of Juanín throws hard nougat tablet 1880, "The world's most expensive nougat, the husband of his sister and not stop until that the father of two, who was quietly taking spatter, gives a hint of a heart attack and called 061.
And all for a remote controlled car.
So one Christmas Eve as a family can be much more frightening and dangerous than the vertical climb on a wall ice without strings and trunks. Laugh
you now of the new sports.
- DENTISTS AND MECHANICAL: bring your car to a review because you hear a strange rhythmic tapping on the engine and the way you take advantage of this afternoon free for you to take an X-ray the dentist, which is already not staying around and notice that your mouth will smell a little, as if you had some chopped ...
This really is a full-blown extreme sport! These assumptions scares a lot.
The engine soniquete does not fall below 460 euros, because there's always a mechanic who says it has also looked at the timing belt and heaters are about to fail and the way you changed the radiator because it was crushed.
And the dentist puts you in the light ray and goes and tells you that you have to make 5 fillings, teeth that have two bites, you need a cleaning and that if he were you would be one based on that tooth you missing ... total, 1240 euros wing is not money in the case of oral hygiene and have the smile of a television news presenter La Sexta.
Two weeks after spend the dough roll, rhythmic tapping makes you the engine and after 1240 EurAc mouth you still smelling of garlic and drain.
Pray a prayer every night for why Mr. you from the path of dentists and mechanics, who ended up ruining all sooner or later! They're like leeches
black soul and pocket.
- TAPAS AND MENUS OF THE DAY: Eating at these pubs and bars in the neighborhood is fine until you find a suspicious pair of curly hair in the middle of the meatballs, which happened to a friend in a bar Orzán Agra while I and other witnesses present. These glorious
findings, the indigestible fried food, sunflower oil sunburned a thousand times, the risk attached to the top of salad in the summer and those burgers stacked half blue and some unhealthy removed from refrigerators to toast on a dirty plate that never clean ... what to eat away from home and cheap has become more daring to descend the rapids of a wild Alaskan river with a float half deflated and headed duck.
If you have to eat eats, we've gotten worse in the mouth, but WHO warns that there is less risk of any Leira eating lettuce near the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant-racked zorza are no longer stray dogs in the cities ... Think about it, and chips for those bars from God knows where.
We expect a future of unforeseen changes.
- LISTEN TO A WHOLE DISC BUSTAMANTE: I have a friend This fan of extreme sports alternative that downloaded a day on the last disc Bustamante.
To test, said the poor sucker.
The man in question liked stuff like Nick Drake, JJ Cale and New Order, but he got a bad morning telling himself that life was at risk and had to try new sensations, extreme things, to turn around his life .
Such was the impact of this diabolical hearing at their synapses and neurotransmitters that ... Did you see "Shutter Island ? Do you remember Nicholson in "The Shining " typing the word REDRUM like a madman?
Well for that, beware that any time you can spend with you. And who says Busta Shakira says, Bisbal or Baute, which are more dangerous to the mental health of the human race that special Christmas Raphael.
- OPENINGS FOR SOMETHING: Terrible tragedy and adventure that takes place where something is given or served for free.
before an opening or a free concert, free ladies are entrenched there since the day before, waiting in line. It is one of sports most dangerous alternative risk I know. To be done, for example, a simple book of old photographs of A Coruña, free ladies and their husbands will buffeted, push, insult, humiliate and expel you stumbled on the tail ...
If this country would find it easier to obtain firearms, I can guess that each opening of a new exhibition the death toll will decline of 21-25 people, all over 67 years.
After enduring the dull metal of the mayor in office and having to endure the rush and jostling of the hosts free ... finally got my book of photography.
But I'd rather commit hara-kiri me with a rusty fork or be eaten alive by cannibals in the South Seas rather than go through it (especially as the mayor ... my mother what a cross!)
This really that is a sacrifice and not climb the Himalayas on one leg and a sherpa Cuba.
- THE ODYSSEY OF Teleoperator: technical assistance by phone is one of the greatest ordeals of the human species.
Ulysses had not Ithaca never left if I had to solve a problem before the phone line or your ADSL. Who has not faced for hours at some of these mythological beings known telemarketers and divert you derive an infinite way to other telemarketers, non-existent departments, sections and hotlines imaginary invented to make a simple line change or modification of pack tv + internet + phone? Are there or are chimeric entities such as the Lotus-eaters or Cyclops? Has anyone ever solved anything to the third, fifth, thirteenth time ...?
And we are talking about the limits of what a human being can withstand extreme conditions. After this, a man or a woman can endure almost anything, even a dip in the waters of Antarctica in complete nudity.
tremebundo.
- Intereconomía TV: The horror. You are zapping and suddenly you see a crappy set of five types of these jackets come from mixed drinks in American bars rack; Borjitas and Allie with a rancid hair and dressed in Castilian, American crusade, curly hair on his neck and forehead that talk of apocalypse, of ruptures, ancient punishments and plagues that have ravaged our country at any time.
The Court of Miracles seems that.
And all seasoned with a categorical language, profane, Churrigueresque machaconamente inconsiderate and aggressive, prepared by means of cuttings and slogans ultramontane.
But fear not, did not die and you woke up in purgatory. Intereconomía only TV, your channel friend.
The seven seals are opened and the trumpets are sounding, Sodom and Gomorrah, the beasts and the dragon on the loose and are sociatas, tolling bells of hell on the arrival of the Antichrist, Spain is broken, the free world threatened by the Muslim yoke, the prostitute and the fall of Babylon is imminent ... but it is a last hope as the new Jerusalem, the city of God where men will be happy and free, is called ultra-liberal free market.
no salvation for the wicked in this liturgical representation undertaken by bankers redeemed thieves, pimps, neofranquistas stale, and proud, macho games, homophobic that you can barely lay aside after a night fistfuckinesca ...
not worship Him who is a idolater who wears on his back the mark of the beast and who is doomed to extinction.
"When he opened the first seal and put Televisio that channel, I heard the first living creature say, Come. I looked and saw a white horse, who sat on him had a bow, and was given a crown, and emerged victorious, and to conquer still "(Revelation 6.2)
- MOVIE HUGH GRANT: Attend any movie viewing Hugh Grant is an extreme sport and a waste of time and considerable money, for reasons more than obvious.
Anyone who has suffered the tragedy and suffering to see bullrings as "Mickey Blue Eyes," "About a Boy" or "Notting Hill" know what I mean.
from there to jump off a cliff in a hang glider, but only with the metal frame without fabric surface was very strong.
These are just some examples of alternative extreme sports that everyone can practice at any given time to boost our secrete adrenaline and endorphins necessary for our mental balance and need for strong emotions.
Other adventures of risk in a living environment would go on Sale January 7th, take the car on the bridge of the Constitution get in the way of a bachelorette party on Saturday at night or buy decorations for the house in a Chinese bazaar, all activities that have nothing to envy the feelings that can get the boat down canyons Alcampo, parachute or bungee jumping without a rope made of rubber.
Greetings Jim and to increase the blood pressure!
And all seasoned with a categorical language, profane, Churrigueresque machaconamente inconsiderate and aggressive, prepared by means of cuttings and slogans ultramontane.
But fear not, did not die and you woke up in purgatory. Intereconomía only TV, your channel friend.
The seven seals are opened and the trumpets are sounding, Sodom and Gomorrah, the beasts and the dragon on the loose and are sociatas, tolling bells of hell on the arrival of the Antichrist, Spain is broken, the free world threatened by the Muslim yoke, the prostitute and the fall of Babylon is imminent ... but it is a last hope as the new Jerusalem, the city of God where men will be happy and free, is called ultra-liberal free market.
no salvation for the wicked in this liturgical representation undertaken by bankers redeemed thieves, pimps, neofranquistas stale, and proud, macho games, homophobic that you can barely lay aside after a night fistfuckinesca ...
not worship Him who is a idolater who wears on his back the mark of the beast and who is doomed to extinction.
"When he opened the first seal and put Televisio that channel, I heard the first living creature say, Come. I looked and saw a white horse, who sat on him had a bow, and was given a crown, and emerged victorious, and to conquer still "(Revelation 6.2)
- MOVIE HUGH GRANT: Attend any movie viewing Hugh Grant is an extreme sport and a waste of time and considerable money, for reasons more than obvious.
Anyone who has suffered the tragedy and suffering to see bullrings as "Mickey Blue Eyes," "About a Boy" or "Notting Hill" know what I mean.
from there to jump off a cliff in a hang glider, but only with the metal frame without fabric surface was very strong.
These are just some examples of alternative extreme sports that everyone can practice at any given time to boost our secrete adrenaline and endorphins necessary for our mental balance and need for strong emotions.
Other adventures of risk in a living environment would go on Sale January 7th, take the car on the bridge of the Constitution get in the way of a bachelorette party on Saturday at night or buy decorations for the house in a Chinese bazaar, all activities that have nothing to envy the feelings that can get the boat down canyons Alcampo, parachute or bungee jumping without a rope made of rubber.
Greetings Jim and to increase the blood pressure!
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